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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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Krizaz
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Krizaz
2,399 posts
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I call out a couple hundred gnomes. Being gnomes they don't do much and build me a super awesome gun.

Alpha791
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Alpha791
3,896 posts
Peasant

I use the biggest lazer gun in the world and use it on you then get 999 t rexs to stomp on you then eat you

dragonmelon
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dragonmelon
37 posts
Nomad

I give you a paper cut using a stamp. Then I smack you with a newspaper until you fall into the sea of banana peels. O-('_'Q)

=D

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
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*yawn*

Can I just yamato you?

MarioMario
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MarioMario
1,212 posts
Peasant

I use a MEGA MUSHROOM to grow big and i ground pound on you!

Rysin
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Rysin
543 posts
Nomad

You have sooooooooooo much Health. 0_0

I shall abide by the rule with #s over 1000.

I call in 1000 men with RPGs.
I call in 1000 tanks.
I call in 1000 battleships.
I call in 1000 airstrikes.
I call in 1000 men with laser rifles.
I call in 1000 suicide bombers.
I call in 1000 hydrogen bombs.
I call in 1000 Spetnaz infantry.
And finally I call in 1000 pointless smiley faces.

Holden012
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Holden012
1,989 posts
Nomad

I send in a air strike with nuclear missiles

ichigo772
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ichigo772
1,490 posts
Nomad

i use the im a barbie girl song on you and i dance the dance of death(i dont know what it is either)

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

Since I am not stunned anymore I dump 1000 gallons of holy water and shoot 100 crosses (like the one Jesus died on) with an omni-shooter.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
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Krizaz - They do. 10x Multiplier.
Alpha791 - 10, 000 damage
Dragonmelon - 2 damage
Lalala12 - Yup. 50,000 damage
Mariomario - 10,000 damage
Rysin - 50, 000 damage (been waiting so long for people to realise that...
Holden012 - 5000 damage. Do you live in Perth?
Ichigo - + 10,000 health. Barbie is a Retrograde.
Madbob2 - 50,000 damage

Me: 98,874,998 health
Immunities:
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Jonas Brothers Nukes, for 10 turns
Nukes, for 4 turns
Fictioal Items, for 4 turns
Other
Krizaz does 10x damage.
Stunned
Heyjakepa2 - Jonas Brothers Nukes do Recoil Damage - 1 turns.

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
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I give you smallpox and anthrax. The anthrax covers the smallpox, and since smallpox has been "eradicated" mostly except for a few samples, there are no more shots/no one has immunity to it.

MarioMario
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MarioMario
1,212 posts
Peasant

I throw 1000 spikes on your head with another 1000 needles in your uhm nuts.With another 1000 spike canonys shoot for your head.And another 1000 flamethrowes toarching you.With another 1000 terminators to rip you limp from limp.And to finish it off I sent 1000 letters to your face so you get PAPER CUTS MAHAHHAHAHA!And you said over 100 in your Immunities not just 1000.

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

I call upon Him and say that you are an annoying demon then he reduces you into a pile of ash

Genicidix
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Genicidix
26 posts
Nomad

I cast the spell balefire and erase you completely from existence...

volthawk
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volthawk
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Nomad

I ask you to die.

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