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I get the terminator to empty 1000 clips of MG ammo into you then get 1000 angry ostriches to attack you then get a bazooka and fire 1000 rockets at you then launch 1000 nukes at you (not jonas brother nukes) at you then drop 1000 hydrogen bombs on you then get 1000 snipers to each fire 1000 J-brother bullets with poisoned tips at you

ok i hire goku to fuse with vegeta(vegeto) who fuses with chuck norris who fuses with bruce lee who does a kamehameha wave at you

I tell you that God does, in fact, exist and is a slightly overweight, balding man who lives in Albuquerque!

Then, I guess I kick your left shin.

I ask you to compute the ackermann function, A, of 232,242
A(232,242). Because YOU are attempting to compute it, it should ignore your immunity to large numbers entirely .

I sic a rottweiller (how the **** do you spell that?) on you, then beat your head in with a hammer. Repeatedly.

Mario was possessed by Boos.

I get those Boos to possess you instead so you can destroy the world with me as your helper! If you kill somebody now, they would be dead a 1000 times longer than normal due to my multiplier! So at least 100 pages death for everyone!

I tell you that the meaning of life is in fact the period between birth and death or birth and the present time (dictanary meaning) which makes you kill yourself from depression of the time youve wasted thinking about stuff like that.

i grab you and have chuck norris punch the ground causing you to be catopulted to the moon

Irradiate! Irradiate! Irradiate!

Mariomario - Immune to physical
Alpha791 - Immune to physical (ostriches)
Sirfrank - OMG!! 1,000,000 damage!!!!
Gunthex - 100,000000 damage (!!!!!!!)
Manta - Immune to physical
Fractalman - So very close...
Irishbernier - Immune to physical.
Caberia - Nice. 10,000 damage.
Sirfrank - Physical. *sigh*
Lalala12 - 500 damage.


Me 2.0:898,774,500 health
Immunities:
Numbers above 1000.
Jonas Brothers Nukes, for 4 turns.
Physical Attacks, for 1 turns (punches, kicks etc.).
Other:
1000x damage from dudes who can tell me what Neo said when Dozer (or was it Tank) downloaded martial arts into his brain.

If it's not too late, can i join?

If I can, I use the IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR laser on you. (Not saying what this SHOULD do to you, but it should do at least 900 damage.)

No joining needed, just bash him

I dangle a concentrating prism in front of ze lazor...nah

I poke you with scissors

Get 1000 snipers to shoot 1000 Jonas brothers bullets at you and each bullet dipped in poison and have 1000 hydrogen bombs dropped on you then have 1000 nukes dropped on you then get a jackhammer (extremely powerful shotgun) and shoot you 1000 times then detonate 1000 tons of TNT 3 feet away from you

Woop. Didn't notice that on the immunities.

I fire a supersonic soundwave at you!

oh yea i have another idea. I make you watch 2 girls 1 cup, then Joe JOnas dancing to single ladies!