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Then I sent in SPAM!(The food)and make you eat 999 cans of it!And then you get all fat and POKE you!(With knife).And I sent for cards to the graveyard to bring out plasma ray!And it directly attacks you!Cossing 1000 life points!

i shoot your heart infinite number of times which should kill you

I make you lose the game by telling you I lost the game so then you spiral into a deep depression. Which kills you.(?)

Also, I'm gonna go ahead and say Neo said "Awesome".

Why was my post ignored? I can't help you?

I use necromancy to bring back obscure demon 1.0 and have him use his demon powers on you
(he obeys me because when you bring someone back from the dead they have to obey the person who brought them back

i take out 2 green guns, then use armorcrusher and trigger happy.

I use the power of Dance to harm your immunity to everything :P

I use energy sphere...
...
And lasedr you witha BC

(you're not the only guy who plays genesis :P)

heyjakepa2 - 4500 damage
Lalala12 - 500 damage
Alpha791 - 70,000 damage
The_manta - 50,000 damage
midget2 - 50,000 damage
Mariomario - 100,000 damage
Sirfrank - Numba ova 1000
Hydraulic - £&@!%#!!! And didn't he say 'I know Kung - Fu!'?
R4000 - Nope.
Gunthex - 100,000 damage. Because there was no full stop.
Madbob2 - 1,000,000 damage
Sonicheroes95 - 100,000 damage
Synjak - Failed.
Lalala12 - 50,000 damage.

Me 2.0:896,899,500 health
Immunities:
Numbers above 1000.
Jonas Brothers Nukes, for 3 turns.
Weapons that use some sort of explosive.
Other:
1000x damage from dudes who can tell me what Neo said when Dozer (or was it Tank) downloaded martial arts into his brain.
1,000,000,000,000x damage from anyone who can tell me who the three main members of Faithless are, who said 'Now I am become death: the destroyer of worlds' at an atom bomb test, and what is the title of the collegehumour YouTube video, Your Printer is a ****?

So the person to answer that question instantly kills you IF he also attacks in that post? The multiplier is higher then your health.

I now sent in 999 chuck norris's to beat the **** out of you.Then I have 999 sword throwers to through swords at your nuts.Then I make mini van size hail fall on top of you.

I have no idea in any of those so im just gonna attack. I Get 1000 soldiers to all fire 1000 clips out of MGs and all stab you 1000 times with bowie knives. Then Get a light saber and slice you up repeatedly for 1000 days then get an elephant to sit on your head, stand up and sit on your head again doing this 1000 times. Then Then shoot you 1000 times with a rail gun from BoxHead 2 Play Rooms. Then get Optimus Prime to step on you 1000 times. OMG I'm out of breath just form typing that attack.

I Get my Omega Epic Ultra Pwnage Lazor gun.

I make you watch gay porn while you have 1000 000 insects in your underpants and they are all gay....(you are straight...right...)

I make you eat a APPLE.