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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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bacobit
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bacobit
1,671 posts
Nomad

ohh yeah i take a 44 magnum with hollow point and shoot you in the heart intill i have no ammo

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Me: 9,999,999,986,000 health
Immunities:
Physical Attacks, for 1 turn
Other:
I shoot bacobit with a Kamehameha, which kills him for two posts.
No Suncream: All attacks from the Sonny series do x5 damage
Fatalities

Bacobit - 2 posts

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

I throw a pebble at you.

bacobit
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bacobit
1,671 posts
Nomad

crap i lick you only meh saliva is acid

Pois0nWasHere
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Pois0nWasHere
31 posts
Nomad

I distract you with bacon covered with bacon bits, and then bash your head in with a steel pipe.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Me: 9,999,999,985,999 health
Immunities
Any weaponry that is used from 1500 - 2010, for two turns.
Other
No Suncream: All attacks from the Sonny series do x5 damage
Fatalities
Bacobit - 1 post

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

From firetail's post downwards:

Me: 9,999,999,950,000 health
Immunities
Any weaponry that is used from 1500 - 2010, for one turn.
Other
Locking stunbeams.
Fatalities
None

bacobit
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bacobit
1,671 posts
Nomad

why do you hate me?now youve made me mad
HULK SMASH

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

Satellite laser, it's that easy.

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

You need to list damage for everyone.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Bacobit - 1960's
Heyjakepa - 10,000 damage

Me: 9,999,999,940,000 health
Immunities
Orbital Weapons, for one turn
Other
Firing Stunbeams
Enraged
Fatalities
Heyjakepa - 1 turn
Gunthex - 1 turn

fractalman
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fractalman
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Nomad

you need to list damage for everyone

even if it's zero damage..
but, YAY! a super-high hp for me to take down!
I sacrifice a grade 15 gem in a flash beam shrine!
in order to maximize my chances of hitting, I set up some grade 11-12 R/C/O traps in the fire zone.

here's the important bit: while the desplayed damage of the flash beam shrine for this grade of gem is about 12-13% of target's hp, the ACTUAL damage is much closer to 90%, 99%, maybe even as high as 99.9%. Pick your poison :P.
then I use an anger shrine (and a grade 13 gem) to do; my best ever mana had)/2 *the effectiveness of the grade13=2,000,000/2=1,000,000*at least 3/(a number generated by you). Oh and I have a grade 9 purple gem firing on you from a tower, purple gems=chance to weaken armor=chance to reduce how immune you are.
obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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Nomad

Gunthex - You're stunned.

Me: 9,999,999,940,000 health
Immunities
None
Other
Boosted stun on heyjakepa, but damage increased by 5x
Fatalities
Heyjakepa - 4 turns

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Fractalman - what the hell?! Explain in your next post.

Gunthex - You're stunned.

Me: 9,999,999,940,000 health
Immunities
Gems, for 10 turns
Other
Switched heyjakepa's stun to fractalman.
Fatalities
Fractalman - 3 turns

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

Yes! I'm back!

Anyways, I use my trusty pistol to shoot you, and then slice you up with a Scimitar.

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