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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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bacobit
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bacobit
1,671 posts
Nomad

can i post now? well if i can...

i throw you of mt everest,put ur head in a bear trap,shoot an entire belt of ammo from a mini-gun at ur heart,rip ur legs and arms off,throw you in a volcano,beat you over the head with a crow bar,feed you to a lion,lock you in a room with chuck norris,shove 20,000 pounds of c-4 down your throt then detonate it,gorge ur eyes out,stab you in he heart 50,000 times,slit ur throt, and drop a safe on you

*takes a deep breath* thats it.

Erli
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Erli
156 posts
Jester

explode the planet where u are

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Alpha - 700 damage
Koochman - 5000 damage
Fractalman - 10000 damage
Heyjakepa2 - 2000 damage + a x10 boost to your next attack
Bacobit - Stunned, and a number over 1000. Superstunned!
Lalala12 - 800 damage
Pacora - 200 damage

Me: 9,999,999,565,800 health
Immunities
Gems, for 3 turns
Nukes, for 3 turns
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Illnesses, for 4 turns
Compliments
Beam weapons, for 4 turns
Other
Bacobit is stunned for 5 posts (ouch)
Heyjakepa - x10 damage boost to your next attack

madbob2
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madbob2
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Nomad

I use the power of logic, since the logic that I have, states that nobody can have more than one billion life points.

Thus, I cut you down to 100 health

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

W00T! I get 10x Boost!

Anyways, I take my Remington Rifle, shoot you, and the bullet is poisoned. I then use my spear to jab a hole in you, and stuff you with a grenade. It explodes inside you. I then douse you with oil, and set you on fire. Then blow you up with TNT. And for my finale, I drop a Jonas Brothers nuke on you.

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

No nukes? Then I use a Jonas Brothers bullet on you xD That'll do some SERIOUS damage xD

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

And would poisoning be an illness? If it would be considered as one, then the bullet is NOT poisoned.

fractalman
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fractalman
635 posts
Nomad

hm...
I take you and hit you with "slice" from sinjid.
does damage based on target hp :P. I'm not saying what that ought to do to you .

ichigo772
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ichigo772
1,490 posts
Nomad

i hit you where it hurts i throws a grenade at you and use the power of MATH AND EVERY THING BORING IN THE WORLD DUN DUN DUN!

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Madbob2 - It does 200 damage. Vulcans are idiots.
Pacora - 800 damage, but you should really see a therapist. Take a 2 turn break.
Heyjakepa2 - Oh god. Oh my sweet god. You do 1,000,000 damage.
Fractalman - 1000 damage
Ichigo772 - 10,000 damage

Me: 9,999,998,553,800 health
Immunities
Gems, for 2 turns
Nukes, for 2 turns
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Illnesses, for 3 turns
Compliments
Beam weapons, for 3 turns
School Subjects, for 15 turns
The Jonas Brothers

Other
Bacobit is stunned for 4 turns
Pacora is stunned for two turns

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

IF LOGIC DOESN"T WORK THEN I BURN YOU WITH A MICROWAVE GUN FUSED WITH THE POWER OF LOGIC
(I was not implying that I from star trek)

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

I throw a rusty broken knife at you.

RabidRaccoon
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RabidRaccoon
71 posts
Nomad

I come to you with a arsenic covered banana, and shove it down your throat, forcing you to swallow it.

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

oops, forgot that beam weapons don't work until this post so I will launch my previous attack here

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Madbob2 - 0 damage. Star Trek (it's CAPITLISED) is awesome.
Firetail - 15 damage. Would have been higher if I hadn't had an immunity to diseases.
Rabidraccoon - 5000 damage for sheer inventiveness.

Me: 9,999,998,503,785 health
Immunities
Gems, for 1 turn
Nukes, for 1 turn
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Illnesses, for 2 turns
Compliments, for 20 turns
Beam weapons, for 2 turns
School Subjects, for 14 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 20 turns

Other
Bacobit is stunned for 3 turns
Pacora is stunned for 1 turn
Good Trip - All fantastical attacks do 10x damage. Any normal attacks will heal me.

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