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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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MarioMario
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Peasant

I will cough on you and you will get a COLD MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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Nomad

Damage for page 41 = Uhhh, 10,000 damage. But the fatalities are racking up...


Me 3.0 - 100,000 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Power outlets
Groundhogs
Maces
Any gems
Mammals
Carbon Nanotube
ALL bladed weapons
SHOOPA MA WOOPA
Diseases
Reptiles
Other
None
Weaknesses
Whoever can tell me what CD the track 'The Spirit of Man - Max Mondo' is on: x10 damage
Fatalities
Lalala12. - 2 pages
Mariomario - 2 pages

obscuredemon
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Nomad

Damage for page 42 - 1000.

Me 3.0 - 99,000 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Power outlets
Groundhogs
Maces
Any gems
Mammals
Carbon Nanotube
ALL bladed weapons
SHOOPA MA WOOPA
Diseases
Reptiles
Dustbins
Other
None
Weaknesses
Whoever can tell me what CD the track 'The Spirit of Man - Max Mondo' is on: x10 damage. Doesn't ANYONE have Spotify?
Fatalities
Lalala12.  - 2 pages
Mariomario - 2 pages
Obould - 2 pages

Sorry 4 lack of updates - School + Flu = CCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!

Alpha791
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Alpha791
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Peasant

I stab you with 1000 pencils at a time for 1 year!

driejen
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driejen
486 posts
Nomad

I bombard your brain with high energy gamma rays for 1 year P:P

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

I shall take kettle corn and eat it while wtaching everyone else fight ^^

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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i take a bow and arrow, dip the arrow in snake venom, then shoot you again

obscuredemon
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Nomad

Alpha791 - Nice, but only - 100 damage
driejen - Excellent - 1000 damage
lalala12 - you is stunned. HAHAHA! and fail spelling, so general fail post.
Sonicheroes - 500 damage

Me 3.0 - 97,400 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Power outlets
Groundhogs
Maces
Any gems
Mammals
Carbon Nanotube
ALL bladed weapons
SHOOPA MA WOOPA
Diseases
Reptiles
Dustbins
Snake venom
Kettle corn
Gamma rays
Pencils
Other
Building a wall
Hint - Immunities won't grow from something that was invented before 1700 CE.
None
Weaknesses
Whoever can tell me what CD the track 'The Spirit of Man - Max Mondo' is on: x10 damage. Doesn't ANYONE have Spotify? ANSWER ME!
Fatalities
Lalala12. - 2 pages
Mariomario - 2 pages
Obould - 2 pages

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blacksoldier99
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383 posts
Peasant

There's only 1 thing we can do at a time like this...

[b]THIS... IS... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA!!!!![b]

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

i grab a flamethrower and burn you alive! all while pouring gas on you!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

note: you said flaming things, not flames by them selfs. so techically my attack worked.

Alpha791
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Alpha791
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Peasant

I get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you to the edge of the galaxy, get shot back by a meteor, get blasted off by a particle beam, and then get hit by another meteor, and finally crash land on Earth while face down slamming you into the ground while on the meteor, face-first.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

^chuck norris isn't real. zero damange i bet

Alpha791
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Alpha791
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Peasant

Chuck Norris is real he is an actual person.

obould
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obould
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Nomad

Alright, thats it, I'm bringing the pain now!

*Uses Obscuredemon's fist to punch himself repeatedly*

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

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