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obscuredemon
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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obould
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I slap you in the face with Rayzac33's trout taped to sonnys pipe! (combo post move) =)

Rayzac33
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obould! I don't want you to use my trout! (I think that's cheating.)

obscuredemon
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Whew, this is gonna take a while... Damn you, broken wireless router...

Blacksoldier99 - Yikes. 1000 damage.
Sonicheroes95 - Technically, the fuel is on fire, ergo flaming. STUNNED!
Alpha791 - Freakin' sweet! 4000 damage. But... You were stunned at this point...
Cyancycaine402 - 400 damage
Obould - You were stunned too, at this point.
Alpha791 - Still stunned


Me 3.0 - 96,000 health
Immunities:
Self Harm
All memes apart from ones I like.
Rocks
Chuck Norris
Celestial Objects
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Power outlets
Groundhogs
Maces
Any gems
Mammals
Carbon Nanotube
ALL bladed weapons
SHOOPA MA WOOPA
Diseases
Reptiles
Dustbins
Snake venom
Kettle corn
Gamma rays
Pencils
Other
Hint - Immunities won't grow from something that was invented before 1700 CE.
None
Weaknesses
Whoever can tell me what CD the track 'The Spirit of Man - Max Mondo' is on: x10 damage. Doesn't ANYONE have Spotify? ANSWER ME!
Fatalities

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Hey! What speed connection do you have? Mine is 126 kbps/second. ANSWER ME!!!

sonicheroes95
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idk

-sighs- i take a mace and keep hitting you with it.

obscuredemon
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Count all three of these as one post.

Obould - 30 damage
labanzo - 4000 damage
Darknessnerd - 500 damage
Driejen - 600 damage
Inferedmonkey - Stunned. And no, it's not.
Obould - 10 Damage. I am beginning to dislike you, you overactive little man...
Sonicheroes95 - 190 Damage
JKmadman1 - 200 damage
Remofalius - 1000 damage
Sherdil126 - 1000 damage

Me 3.0 - 88,470 health
Immunities:
Cigarettes
Poison
CDs
Blenders
Lemonade
Self Harm
All memes apart from ones I like.
Rocks
Chuck Norris
Celestial Objects
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Power outlets
Groundhogs
Maces
Any gems
Mammals
Carbon Nanotube
ALL bladed weapons
SHOOPA MA WOOPA
Diseases
Reptiles
Dustbins
Snake venom
Kettle corn
Gamma rays
Pencils
Other
Hint - Immunities won't grow from something that was invented before 1700 CE.
None
Weaknesses
Whoever can tell me what CD the track 'The Spirit of Man - Max Mondo' is on: x10 damage. Doesn't ANYONE have Spotify? ANSWER ME!
Fatalities
Inferedmonkey - 2 turns
______________________

Seriously, this list causes my laptop to lag so much I can take a small run before it loads... I need faster broadband.

Hey! What speed connection do you have? Mine is 126 kbps/second. ANSWER ME!!!

blacksoldier99
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ULTIMA!

dun...dun... DUN!!!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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how about i take a hammer and smash your skull in with it?

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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please change hammer to mace.

Alpha791
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Well I use my previous attack now that I am un-stunned.

obscuredemon
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Remofalius - Banned from this thread until you personally make an apology to the users of the thread and me.
Vollmain13 - 6 strength x 470% Strength for Destroy = 30odd damage.
Rayzac33 - 70 damage
Obould - 200 damage
Rayzac33 - Not yet...

Me 3.0 - 88,470 health
Immunities:
Combo Posts
Fish
Pipes
Cigarettes
Poison
CDs
Blenders
Lemonade
Self Harm
All memes apart from ones I like.
Rocks
Chuck Norris
Celestial Objects
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Power outlets
Groundhogs
Maces
Any gems
Mammals
Carbon Nanotube
ALL bladed weapons
SHOOPA MA WOOPA
Diseases
Reptiles
Dustbins
Snake venom
Kettle corn
Gamma rays
Pencils
Other
Hint - Immunities won't grow from something that was invented before 1700 CE.
Weaknesses
Whoever can tell me what CD the track 'The Spirit of Man - Max Mondo' is on: x10 damage. Doesn't ANYONE have Spotify? ANSWER ME! NOW!!!!
Fatalities
Inferedmonkey - 2 turns
______________________

Seriously, this list causes my laptop to lag so much I can take a small run before it loads... I need faster broadband.

Hey! What speed connection do you have? Mine is 126 kbps/second. ANSWER ME!!!

sonicheroes95
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i grab a bar of gold and hit you rapidly with it, then give it to you if you suicide.

blacksoldier99
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383 posts
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Crono jumps out of a time portal and whups ya ass!

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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^has to actually exsist.

now if only i could prove magic was real

lalala12
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I throw a random sock at you.

johnny294
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while your sleeping i would put a chair over your head and attach a knife to the bottom so when you wake up your face will be stabbed

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