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MQ:

i died laughing.

had some phoenix down on me though, s'all good.

If u aint 1st, ur last.- Ricky Bobby.

"War Is'nt Fair"

''He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.''
-Leonardo da Vinci

Wow if you would've put a Chuck Norris ''Fact'' Up This is what would've happened to everyone.

*facepalm*

Lol, just kidding but those Chuck Norris things are old, >.<

My favorite quote is:
Drive-by, Miami-style.

Acctually, I think Chuck Norris is really cool

Knowledge is power.

"What? The flames already?"

-Voltaire's last words

I like the phrase power is knowlage. Sorry Zega. I like mine better.

"Knowing is half the battle. The other half is violence."

-Snorg Tees

"but the earth really DOES revolve around the sun..." Copernicus before his death

"Keep away from Children" On a box of Viagra.

"I think the Make-a-Wish Foundation should be forced to change its name to 'No-make-another-wish-we-can't-do-anything-about-that Foundation" Jimmy Carr (sickening joke by a sickening man lol)

"There was a sign that said 'Breakfast anytime' in the window of a cafe so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance" Steven Wright.