I want to get some good family guy quotes. You need to list the character with the quote. My quotes are: Ollie Williams ~It's raining sideways ~Iz gonna rain Herbert ~just remember what I showed you with those puppets, but don't tell anyone, or you'll get in trouble.
" It has no human emotions and It's prime directive is to never harm people." "ANGRY ANGRY" "Oh god, it's got human emotions!" *Robot slams Peter against wall* "Oh god it's hurting people! It's learning Angela, it's learning!'
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Bing Crosby on discipline: "That's why I hit my children with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. It won't leave a mark, but it'll show them who's boss."
~lois, i'm not exactly sure how this works. It looks like it's just a hole. Yeah, it's defeniently just a hole. *bird knocks outhouse over* Ahhhhhhhhh! It's everywhere! It's in my raccoon wounds!
Quagmire: "How old are you?" Cheerleader: "Uhh, sixteen." Quagmire: "Eighteen? Alright" Cheerleader: "Moooooooom!" Quagmire: "I like where this is going, GIGGITY GIGGITY, GIG, IT, EE."
"The b-b-b-bird bird bird. Bird is the word. The b-b-bird bird bird is the word, Brian, don't you know about the bird!? (angrily) MEG, everybody knows that the bird is the word!"
