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thoadthetoad
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You have OFFICIALLY been SURPASED

You can argue all you want, but he has officially surpased both Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Chuck Norris in awesomeness. Charles Nelson Reilly, we now honor, respect, love, and worship you.

I mean, not even chuck norris has his OWN LINE AT THE DMV.

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yamoto35
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Albert Einstein told Chuck Norris that round-house kicks cant break the speed of light. So Chuck Norris gave him a "demonstration". We now know Albert Einstein as Stephen Hawking

thoadthetoad
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But Charles Nelson Reilly did the tour de france with two flat tires and a missing chain.

valkyrie1119
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I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris is retarded. He's a fictional person, who round house kicks people because that's all he's good at. Honestly, he's just pathetic. The jokes made about him are stupid as well, the whole concept of Chuck Norris is just epic failure.

Sorry, but that's just what I think.

Moe
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not even chuck norris has his OWN LINE AT THE DMV.


Why would Chuck Norris need that. He just goes straight to the governor of whatever state he lives in and gets his license.
Moe
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He's a fictional person


Chuck Norris is a real person...
yamoto35
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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, now its just called The Islands

yamoto35
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

thoadthetoad
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I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris is retarded. He's a fictional person, who round house kicks people because that's all he's good at. Honestly, he's just pathetic. The jokes made about him are stupid as well, the whole concept of Chuck Norris is just epic failure.

Not clicking the link is phail.
I was talking about how Chuck Norris was surpased. I don't really like him. He's not that great. In fact, he was killed by Bruce Lee in way of the dragon, so there.

However, CNR just totally owned bruce lee AND Chuck Norris.

Btw, Chuck Norris is a real person. He's a martial artist and a (crappy) actor.
ilovemoney249
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Chuck Norris is the only perfect person in the world.

HoodHulk58
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I made this one up a sec ago chuck norris is god in undercover
LOL jk
but yes Chuck Norris has been *gulps and hesitates* surpassed.

Awesome awesome awesome awesome video i saw it before but its funny as hell.

Zephera
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Jesus can walk on water: Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

HoodHulk58
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Hey this is a partially repeated thread don't post jokes on here post them on this thread below.
you can post on this thrad as long as it invovoles a
CN and/or CNR .

Chuck Norris Jokes.....

pounder19
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I dont listen to chuck norris

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