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NoNameC68
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Imagine a small room with no exit. One wall has a portal on it, leading to another portal on the opposite wall. The two walls with portals begin to close in on each other. What would happen if they were to close in on a person trapped inside the room?

Normally, a person would be crushed to death. However, because there is a portal on both walls, the man would crush himself to death. Yes, he would crush himself to death without the assistance of solid walls crushing him.

If you don't understand how the portals work, look up Portal on youtube. This question is based off the game.

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HiddenDistance
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What would happen if they were to close in on a person trapped inside the room?


For some disturbing reason, the only thing came to mind was that if you were a guy, depending on your positioning you could potentially wind up having sex with yourself.

Narcissim ftw.

0_o
NoNameC68
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Well... let's go back to the original question and not stray into that direction shall we?

HiddenDistance, check your profile.

HiddenDistance
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I know where you're going with it though. If the portals were close enough, then you could reach out with your left hand and grab your right hand - if the space continued to close in, you wouldn't be able to occupy the space; unless the close proximity of the portals themselves would somehow collapse the portal.. in which case your body would be occupying the same space as the wall itself, which no doubt would have catastrophic consequences.

Any way it plays out, I think you'd wind up very dead.

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no you'd just go through one into the other at a increasing rate until you go at the speed of light then go back in time and get out

Gantic
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OMG the Portal Paradox from that place (which also includes HiddenDistance's possibility...)

This is what happens when you don't leave wormhole device building to the Ancients.

because there is a portal on both walls, the man would crush himself to death. Yes, he would crush himself to death without the assistance of solid walls crushing him.


And then you create a some sort of singularity, I presume.

no you'd just go through one into the other at a increasing rate until you go at the speed of light then go back in time and get out


There's not enough room to do that.... Whatever goes in one side must come out the other simultaneously.
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thats what i just said you'd go faster and faster and faster

HiddenDistance
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thats what i just said you'd go faster and faster and faster


But there is no.. 'faster and faster'. If you straddle the portal, you are literally on both sides of the portal at the same time - you're not continuing to travel through it.

If it was a one-way wormhole, I could see what you are saying - you're flying in one side and out the other, but the portals in question are two way, you could step in one way, and back the other way, or stand in the 'middle' so to speak. If the portals get close enough, they would start to push you into yourself.
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basically you implode!

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It would suck to be that guy.

For some disturbing reason, the only thing came to mind was that if you were a guy, depending on your positioning you could potentially wind up having sex with yourself.


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For some disturbing reason, the only thing came to mind was that if you were a guy, depending on your positioning you could potentially wind up having sex with yourself.
You obviously haven't seen enough Portal fanart.

That aside, currently breaking my imaginary skills on trying to imagine waht it would feel like to be squeezed flat(?) against yourself...
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You obviously haven't seen enough Portal fanart.


Dear Lord I saw that picture while looking up the Weighted Compnion Cube. Ffs.

*brain scrubber*

And what Zoph said, vury hard to think what being crushed by myself would be like...
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You obviously haven't seen enough Portal fanart.


OH! I HAVE, I HAVE!

Also, If I had portals I would make it into a generator, free energy for life!
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Imagine a small room with no exit. One wall has a portal on it, leading to another portal on the opposite wall. The two walls with portals begin to close in on each other. What would happen if they were to close in on a person trapped inside the room?


Nothing, portals disappears if the surface they are on moves.
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Imagine a small room with no exit. One wall has a portal on it, leading to another portal on the opposite wall. The two walls with portals begin to close in on each other. What would happen if they were to close in on a person trapped inside the room?
Normally, a person would be crushed to death. However, because there is a portal on both walls, the man would crush himself to death. Yes, he would crush himself to death without the assistance of solid walls crushing him.
If you don't understand how the portals work, look up Portal on youtube. This question is based off the game.


Wouldn't this creat an infinite realm, because the portals would go into themselves, thus creating a void?
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