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thisisnotanalt
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I am not Bob. YOu are all Bob. Perhaps as an aggregate Bob, perhaps as a divide Bob. But you are still Bob. I am not Bob. Understood? Good, good. I speak to Bob. To you. Bob is divided into many different people, all with different names, personalities, interactions . . . but you are all Bob. Spencer is bob. Elizabeth is Bob. Pierce is Bob. Jonnycakes? Yes, he is also Bob. Bob is togetherly apart, apartly together. None of you are Bob, yet all of you are Bob. Bob's core is the center of a multi-way tug-of-war on a stage of personalities . . . I speak to Bob, Bob replies, speaks amongst Bob, and I speak directly to parts of Bob. Bob is in an octagonal room. I am as well. Bob does not have the keyboard. I do.

Me: This is . . . something new . . . something old . . . but also new . . . the mentality of the old . . . in the package of the new. Is it . . . sanityun? No. Saunnity? No. Usnanity? No. It is . . . Unsanity. Let it begin.

Chill: Ummmm . . . so you're not letting me be in on this?

Me: What? Of course you're in on this. We're the ones who aren't Bob. They're all Bob.

Chill: Is Bob the final creation of unsanity?

Me: No, He is the observations of it. Pieced into many people pieced into Bob.

Chill: Is Bob DystoBob?

Me: No. He is Bob.

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thisisnotanalt
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Rious, you have a lot of reading to do.

Boom.

Bam.

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Alt: Tussla, your post is immaterial. The impossible is impossible, and hitherto doesn't happen, even if you post it.

TSL3_needed
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Tussla: Is the internet not immaterial?
Alt: Touche.
Tussla: Yup.
Alt: You're awesome.
Tussla: I know.
Alt: You are my new God. HAIL TUSSLA!
Tussla: Yup ^.^

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: I told you so.

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Tussla: I know.
Alt: *bowing down to Tussla*
Tussla: Thank you, thank you.
Alt: *kisses Tussla's gold ring*

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: I should make you a teacher for the new entrants into the unsanity, so you can illustrate the Inequal Impossibility Law. You're very good at it.

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Spencer:
Damn, who mentioned the Octogonal room?!
Damn, who mentioned the Octogonal room?!

Manta: HALP!!

Avicus: Now you've done it. Manta's stuck. Way to go.

Spencer:
*noms turkey leg*
*noms turkey leg*

Avicus: Wow, even your action indicators reverberate...

TSL3_needed
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Tussla: I would be honored. Explaining that your posts are your world will be fun!
Alt: I liek food.
Tussla: See?

Pois0nArr0w
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"Er... We just dropped by to give Tussla his gold back..."
F: *drops stinking pile of gold at Tussla's feet*
"Um, sorry... Whichever Moat handed Frank the lax. I'm guessing it didn't work as intended."
F: Unless of course you intended me to sh*t gold. Anon better be surprised as f*ckin' hell up there... That hurt. A lot.

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Tussla: You're late. Severely.
F: Well, it took a while. I spent 7 days in the bathroom.
Tussla: You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
F: Hehe >.>
Tussla: Melt it down for me, and make it NOT STINK!
F: Okay! *runs away*
Me: I must be slow, but when did you get your account working, Poison?

firetail_madness
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Spencer = Manta
Who the heck is Jonny and Tusla?

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Who the heck is Jonny and Tusla?


Jonny is Moat and Tussla is me.

Spencer and Manta are separate. As are Tussla and I. Also, Wileix and Orion are also me, and all the Moats are Moat's. Alt and Chill are the same.

Quite unsane, eh?
firetail_madness
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unsane?
Is that some new invented word that hasn't been put onto spellcheck yet?

TSL3_needed
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Well, it's not 'new'. It's a relatively old word. Alt invented it.

firetail_madness
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Not rather original xD

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Kr: What is this place? The return of the returned?
C: ....

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