I am not Bob. YOu are all Bob. Perhaps as an aggregate Bob, perhaps as a divide Bob. But you are still Bob. I am not Bob. Understood? Good, good. I speak to Bob. To you. Bob is divided into many different people, all with different names, personalities, interactions . . . but you are all Bob. Spencer is bob. Elizabeth is Bob. Pierce is Bob. Jonnycakes? Yes, he is also Bob. Bob is togetherly apart, apartly together. None of you are Bob, yet all of you are Bob. Bob's core is the center of a multi-way tug-of-war on a stage of personalities . . . I speak to Bob, Bob replies, speaks amongst Bob, and I speak directly to parts of Bob. Bob is in an octagonal room. I am as well. Bob does not have the keyboard. I do.
Me: This is . . . something new . . . something old . . . but also new . . . the mentality of the old . . . in the package of the new. Is it . . . sanityun? No. Saunnity? No. Usnanity? No. It is . . . Unsanity. Let it begin.
Chill: Ummmm . . . so you're not letting me be in on this?
Me: What? Of course you're in on this. We're the ones who aren't Bob. They're all Bob.
Chill: Is Bob the final creation of unsanity?
Me: No, He is the observations of it. Pieced into many people pieced into Bob.
Tussla: *ahem* That is correct, I believe. Wileix: He is correct. Tussla: And this place is a octagonal void apparently. Orion: Yup. Bob: I AM IN COMMAND, HERE! Everyone except Alt: We're all Bob, except Alt. He is Joe.
Alt: No, you misunderstand. Not every word we use as a hearken for something is a name. Bob is as much of a name for Bob as egg roll is a name for egg roll or ham is a name for ham. IS ham a name? No. Is egg roll a name? No.
Spencer: No, you're Bob, live with it. No, you're Bob, live with it.
Avicus: You just don't get anything, do you?
Manta: No, I just don't get this! Ask me anything else, go.
Spencer: Okay, how exactly was your species created according to me? Okay, how exactly was your species created according to me?
Manta: It... um, well... there was... a boom. And a flood... genetic splicing... gene therapy! Several singularities were involved I do believ-
Spencer: NOPE. I never actually established how you were created. NOPE. I never actually established how you were created. Who needs to establish anything fictional on the intarwebz? Who needs to establish anything fictional on the intarwebz?
Manta: ...wat.
Avicus: What was the point of this again?
Spencer: We were just telling Manta about Bob. We were just telling Manta about Bob.
Jess: Alty I love what you've done with the place. Except... you never told me it was back! *sulky face* I guess we're so attached to the NES we knew it had been reborn and we legged it back to AG...? Jess: And Spence, I love you too. Spencer: ... Jess: Owait. You didn't say that.. =/ Skye: -facepalms-
Alt: Unsanity is like a rebellious radio station. You just can't keep it doooooown, maaaaaaan!! Bob: Enough. Alt: Of. Bob: Being. Alt: All. Bob: Ununsane. Alt: This is a new element on the periodic table! Really!! Ununsanium!
Nurvana: Wait, so I'm Bob? No. Nurvana: But I thought you said- Shut up Bob. Nurvana: Wait, so I am Bob? I said no. Nurvana: But you also said yes! Who did?[i] Nurvana: Uh, you? Don't worry about it Bob.[i] Nurvana: Uh, okay...
Tussla: The element's atomic mass should be 9000.1337. Just saying. Wileix: Is it good for insanity nukes? Alt: Maybe? Wileix: The motherland will be proud to produce it. Tussla: *cough*
Jess: Bahaha, italics fail Skye: I wish everything wasn't in Bob. I hate Bob. Jess: It feels weird having TSL here, I wish all the oldies were back! Skye: It's funny you said that 'cause Ryan is the epitome of "oldie". Also, shouldn't you call TSL 'Tussla' now? Jess: Probably :3
Tussla: I'm an oldie-ish! Sorta . . . . Orion: She means of the NES and Aftermath. Tussla: I new that! Orion: You "new" that? Tussla: No, knew. I said knew. Orion: That's not what the above text says. Tussla: *ahemcoughcoughahem*
Alt: Or Jess, if you want to annoy him you could call him Tristan. and yes, they're great for unsanity nukes, if you get get an atom of the element to last more than a few milliseconds.
