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nejiten13
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Okay I have seen a ton of ads for this site called Evony. Apparently it's this RPG that takes place in the middle ages in some ads but in others it looks like an effin porno. Can someone please explain to me what this is?

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TSL3_needed
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Nomad

The reason it looks like

effin porno
is because the majority of people that will see it are male. Males (especially adolescents) like that stuff, and as such they will click it.
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Peasant

It's a bad copy of some other, far better strategy game. My friend has played it, don't be fooled by the images, there aren't even any queens or bikinis in the game.

Veobahamut
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Nomad

Look at my boobs lord.

Ricador
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Shepherd

Look at my boobs lord.


Lol...
Google567
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Farmer

Yeah all the ads are like that for boobs bring in nerd or geeks.

the_manta
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Peasant

And have you not noticed that just about all the sidebar ads just show scantily clad women with big boobs?

It's a ploy.

TSL3_needed
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Nomad

It's a ploy.


Read my first post, please.
Darkroot
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Peasant

Bad game that tries to lure in people with pictures of girls. Then once a said person joins it forces either adds on them or money from them for certain items in the game.

lockstr
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i dont know alls i know is that the game is just drawing people in to play the game

firefox123
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Nomad

it just sounds stupid but you can play discretly

whimsyboy
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Nomad

...you can play discreetly...
I mean seriously, my older sister tried to find out was going on, and I told her it's a stupid game.
She just became a legal adult, I am very disturbed...

ilovemoney249
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The game is just a copy of tons of other browser strategy games. They use pornstars to lure geeks and nerds with no lives in hopes of seeing actual girls.

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Nomad

i actually went there once to check it out and c the game ITS NOT THAT GOOD. you need to eitherplay the game all day for months or have a big credit card to become good at it. i made ana cc but forgot wat it is.... so annoying some1 will walk in while im on this and c the add then ill get in trouble or sumtin

Google567
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Farmer

You were sucked in by the flat chested blondes in bikinis, wern't you?

Strop
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I'm surprised nobody here has posted the link to the Wikipedia article on Evony.

Basically it's a Civilization clone: an MMORTS which revolves around town-building, trading and conquest. As somebody has said, it requires a ton of time invested, and contrary to the 2009 advertising campaign, there are no scantily-clad concubines.

In short, everybody who signs up at this point is probably a sucker. Furthermore there are a few allegations of dodgy conduct that have, as of yet, not been cleared up.

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