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Alpha791
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You are out for Christmas break and it's snowing. All the neighborhood kids are going to the park. You go and find it to be a huge snow fort battle! You need to make a fort, some snowballs and get ready. Here is the sheet.

Name:
Fort Name:
Fort Description:
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Choose one (Northeast, southeast, northwest, southwest quadrant)
Allies:
In War With:

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Alpha791
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:1
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:30
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible

You friend joins you and together you make 20 snowballs. What now?

sonicheroes95
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:1(shouldn't this be 2)
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:30
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible

we go looking for stuff to make a slingshot with.

TheDude42
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Nameude
Fort Name: Fort Indestructible
Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of troops:1
Number of rooms in fort:1
Snowball Count:5
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Southwest quadrant
Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM!
In War With:ARC
Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 1% 2.Slingshot 50%
Whatever, I don't need a hobo (my slingshot can just be a snowball thrower). I splash water on my fort so it freezes and hardens the fort.

Alpha791
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:30
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

You find a forked stick but no rubber band. What now?

Nameude
Fort Name: Fort Indestructible
Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of troops:1
Number of rooms in fort:1
Snowball Count:5
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Southwest quadrant
Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM!
In War With:ARC
Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 3% 2.Slingshot 50% 3.Hardened Fort 35%

You do that and it begins to freeze. What now?

sonicheroes95
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i go to the hobo dude asked and ask him kindly for the rubber band.

Alpha791
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:30
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

He has no rubber band. What now?

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:30
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

i ask him kindly if he wants to join me. then i make more snowballs.

Alpha791
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:50
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

He says "No fuckin' way piss off kid." You make 20 more snowballs. What now?

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:50
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

i renforce the fort i guess.

Alpha791
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Alpha791
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:50
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

With what?

Name: Joe Slothok
Fort Name: Ft. Slothok
Fort Description: only supported by a makeshift wall. :P
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of troops:2
Number of rooms in fort:1
Snowball Count:0
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast
Allies:
In War With:

You find some rocks, lots of snow and some thick 1 in sheets of ice. What do you do with them?

sonicheroes95
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:50
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

actually, ill just use rocks, sticks, snow, and ice to renforce my fort.

Alpha791
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Name: Joe Slothok
Fort Name: Ft. Slothok
Fort Description: Only supported by a makeshift wall. :P Has ice plating.
Fort HP:1200/1200
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of troops:2
Number of rooms in fort:1
Snowball Count:0
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast
Allies:
In War With:

The ice is too thick to break and you drop it. It falls on your wall and instantly freezes to it. You now have ice plating. What now?

Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1150/1150
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:50
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

You do that and it is now stronger. What now?

sonicheroes95
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Name:shadow
Fort Name:ARC
Fort Description:Basically a castle. Has a snowball storage cache.
Fort HP:1150/1150
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of Troops:2
Number of Rooms In Fort:1
Snowball Count:50
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Northeast.
Allies:
In War With:Fort Indestructible
Projects 50%

i look around for a rubber band.

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Name: Commander awesome
Fort Name: Fort awesomeness
Fort Description: fort awesomeness was made by 100 percent pure awesomeness
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location:southeast
Allies:

TheDude42
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Nameude
Fort Name: Fort Indestructible
Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in.
Fort HP:1000/1000
Fort Strength:10
Throwing Strength:1
Number of troops:1
Number of rooms in fort:1
Snowball Count:5
Fort Materials:Snow
Fort Location: Southwest quadrant
Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM!
In War With:ARC
Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 3% 2.Slingshot 50% 3.Hardened Fort 35%

I chuck a snowball at the Tower of Utter DOOM! (that player left anyway.) The Tower then falls on shadow's fort.

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