You are out for Christmas break and it's snowing. All the neighborhood kids are going to the park. You go and find it to be a huge snow fort battle! You need to make a fort, some snowballs and get ready. Here is the sheet.
Name: Fort Name: Fort Description: Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Choose one (Northeast, southeast, northwest, southwest quadrant) Allies: In War With:
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:25 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 55% 2.Connecting tunnel 20% 3.Hardening Fort 35%
You splash water over it and it begins to harden. You can't get anyone to join you. What now?
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:25 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 55% 2.Connecting tunnel 20% 3.Hardening Fort 35%
I make more snowballs, continue construction, and try to increase my throwing strength.
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 70% 2.Connecting tunnel 27% 3.Hardening Fort 75%
You do target practice and gain +1 throwing strength but lose 15 snowballs. You make 40 snowballs though. What now?
Nameude Fort Name: Fort Indestructible Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in. Now has ice plating. Fort HP:1300/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing Strength:4 Number of troops:2 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:4 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Southwest quadrant Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM! In War With: Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 18% 2.Slingshot 100% 3.Hardened Fort 100%
Since I am warm, I am productive working on the tunnel. Meanwhile, my friend makes more snowballs.
Nameude Fort Name: Fort Indestructible Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in. Now has ice plating. Fort HP:1300/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing Strength:4 Number of troops:2 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:14 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Southwest quadrant Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM! In War With: Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 32% 2.Slingshot 100% 3.Hardened Fort 100%
You make 10 snowballs and make progress on the tunnel. What now?
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 70% 2.Connecting tunnel 27% 3.Hardening Fort 75%
I continue construction and use water to make iceballs. I also look for rocks.
The snow is really piling up. Almost 8 inches of snow. All low lying vegetation has disappeared and the tree branches are in danger of snapping. Some areas have no heat or power. Cars are stranded as they watch their cars sink into the white powder.
STATUS REPORT OVER
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 85% 2.Connecting tunnel 40% 3.Hardening Fort 75%
You can't make ice balls without a mold. You can find no rocks (check status report) and you continue construction. What now?
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 85% 2.Connecting tunnel 40% 3.Hardening Fort 75%
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 85% 2.Connecting tunnel 40% 3.Hardening Fort 75%
You make 40 more snowballs and continue work. You second room is done and the snow starts to pick up. A figure emerges from the snow, some 50 feet away then 2 more. They all have snowballs! What will you do?
Name: Kaz Fort Name: Mount Trojan Fort Description: Similar to the trojan horse, also mobile Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Southeast Allies: In War With:
Name: Kaz Fort Name: Mount Trojan Fort Description:Make something else, cuz it can't be mobile. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing Strength:1 Number of Troops:1 Number of Rooms In Fort:1 Snowball Count:0 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Southeast Allies: In War With:
Nameude Fort Name: Fort Indestructible Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in. Now has ice plating. Fort HP:1300/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing Strength:4 Number of troops:2 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:14 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Southwest quadrant Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM! In War With: Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 32% 2.Slingshot 100% 3.Hardened Fort 100%
My fire dies out (no duh). I realize my ally is in trouble and shoot some snowballs at the figures. My fort is a trench, so no damage was taken.
Nameude Fort Name: Fort Indestructible Fort Description:It's a trench, actually, but still has wide walls with strongly packed snow above it. Has a niche to store snowballs in. Now has ice plating. Fort HP:1300/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing Strength:4 Number of troops:2 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:14 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Southwest quadrant Allies: Tower of Utter DOOM! In War With: Projects:1.Connecting tunnel 32% 2.Slingshot 100% 3.Hardened Fort 100%
OMG GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD. YOUR FORT IS OVER 600 FEET FROM HIS! What will you do?
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1000/1000 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:1 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:1 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 85% 2.Connecting tunnel 40% 3.Hardening Fort 75%
I arm my soldiers and stick my head out the side and ask what they want preparing to attack.
Fort Name: The Tower of Utter DOOM! Fort Description: A Spire Reaching towards the sky. Has a hole to store snowballs. Fort HP:1186/1200 Fort Strength:10 Throwing strength:2 Number of troops:4 Number of rooms in fort:2 Snowball Count:50 Fort Materials:Snow Fort Location: Northeast Allies: Fort Indestructible In War With: Projects:1.Large underground room 100% 2.Connecting tunnel 44% 3.Hardening Fort 100%
They do not respond and throw a snowball. It hits the cold ice and splats but still causes damage. What now?