Sigh, Kasic, you idiot. I am aware Santa the actual Person doesn't exist. But all the same, he still does exist.
I was joking, don't get all worked up about it. Anyways, there was a person named saint nicholos or however you spell his name, but I don't think he ever went around in a red suit while being extremely over-weight and had a long white beard.
i love the idea of an obese wizard, with the stains of children's (who saw him) blood on his robes, that burglarizes people's homes and eats their food while dropping off a stolen item in a nicely wrapped box. (he has a large brown sack, what do you expect? he payed for them?)
Good & Bad are perspectives, so i'll leave him 3 batches of cookies and then we'll see who gets most presents!
This is going to sound sick but if you have a rude mind like me then the idea of santa is really dodgy. An old man going into kids rooms at nigh nuf said :P
