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Nomad

Ill start off with a few.
Some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
"Brokeback Mountain" isnt just a movie, it's what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas on his front yard.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable, his enemies never go because they don't have any teeth.

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SilentQ
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Nomad

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked himself in the testicles, just to see what would happen. The aftermath is what we know as Jupiter.

loganada
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Nomad

Chuck Norris ate a triple whopper right after getting his stomach removed, just so he could do his science project on the solar system

Kyouzou
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Jester

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming Law & Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

iamnotironman
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Nomad

If at first you dont succed,your not Chuck Norris.

imJesseFoo
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Nomad

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

joao99
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Shepherd

Man this is getting old....stop with "chuck norris jokes" remakes.

There's a reason for that. Threads don't get locked for no reason.
Here's something that isn't a joke: Chuck Norris is way to overrated


I agree with u EnterOrion....no more to say just LOCK this useless thread
Haku1234567890
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Nomad

chuck norris got drunk and fucked statue of liberty

Cenere
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I am tired of these threads.
Okay, c/p jokes = bad. C/ping jokes from one thread to another, even more bad.

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