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Axel
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Ok, so for those of you who havent played TBW before, heres how you play:

Theres a brick wall.
It haz 1,000,000(a million) HP.
The members of AG have 1,000 HP.

You are trying to destroy (bring HP to 0) the brick wall WITHOUT dieing. (Your HP = 0.)
You may do what ever you want to destroy the brick wall.
You may also help the brick wall if you wany. (I.e. heal it, attack your teammates.)
After you post, I will tell you what happens.

Example:
Person: I attack the BW with a gun.
Me: You chip off a rock. BW HP: 999,995. (-5) Your HP: 1,000.
Person: I use a flamethrower to burn the BW.
Me: You burn your self on accident. BW HP: 999,980 (-15) Your HP: 990 (-10)
Person: I use a leaf to heal the BW.
Me: BW HP: 1,000,000. Your HP: 1,000.

You get the point.

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Axel
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Just kill the wall, please.

US HP: 8,000
Wall HP: 1,499,000 - You can not attack the wall. (Shield made be MEGA turret)
Scorpio HP: 9,999

I use me AWESOME POWERS to deal 1,000 damage to you.

Alpha791
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Hehe..... Yeah.... fine *sigh*

I will again use a white hole to stop the black hole then put it in a 3 meter thick diamond case then vacuum out the air. Then I will press the off button on the turret I made then hit the wall with a hammer.

Axel
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ok, i attack the wall with my super mega ultra army! 1,000,000 poeples! they all have rocket lunchers morters etc.


BOOM. They get OWNED by the black hole.

US HP: 8,000
Wall HP: 1,499,000 - You can not attack the wall. (Shield made be MEGA turret)
Scorpio HP: 9,999
Alpha791
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By the malfunction of my turret.

Axel
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Hehe..... Yeah.... fine *sigh*

I will again use a white hole to stop the black hole then put it in a 3 meter thick diamond case then vacuum out the air. Then I will press the off button on the turret I made then hit the wall with a hammer.


Ok. Status removed.
But there is no off button. Cuz they morphed into Scorpio, remember?
i think axel is getting a littil bit cranky...

Just becuase I used me AWESOME POWERS?
Alpha791
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Crap, stupid morph. Then I will drop a hydrogen bomb with targeting and I cannot forget the fuse because their is no fuse hahahahaha.

Axel
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well now that alpha did that i re-asemble i attack the wall with my super mega ultra army! 1,000,000 poeples! they all have rocket lunchers morters etc.


Ok. -999 HP, but then Scropio used his lazer cannon, killing all of them.

Crap, stupid morph. Then I will drop a hydrogen bomb with targeting and I cannot forget the fuse because their is no fuse hahahahaha.


Scropio used his lazer cannon, blowing up the bomb in mid-air. However, some of the inpact still hit him. -500 HP

US HP: 8,000
Wall HP: 1,499,000 - You can not attack the wall. (Shield made be MEGA turret)
Scorpio HP: 8,500

Status: Boss battle.
Axel
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I will do somthing that no body has done before...... i will throw a golf ball at the wall! yah! beat that!


Shield.

US HP: 8,000
Wall HP: 1,499,000 - You can not attack the wall. (Shield made be MEGA turret)
Scorpio HP: 8,500
Alpha791
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I will send in 5 armies all coming from different directions.

Army A
A force of highly trained mortarmen to blast at the turret from a safe distance.

Army B
A distracting force carrying a fake nuke to distract the turret.

Army C
A force of men wielding AK-47s, Jackhammers(Most powerful shotgun ever), Kar 98Ks, and Sniper Rifles to shoot it.

Army D
A force of super highly trained ninja penguins that can dodge and deflect most enemy fire with their katanas.

Army E
A huge arm of giant mutant cockroaches whose sole mission is to destroy Scorpio and the wall.

SilentQ
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Where's the rest of the body in Army E? All it has is a single arm. :<

Axel
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Army A
A force of highly trained mortarmen to blast at the turret from a safe distance.

Army B
A distracting force carrying a fake nuke to distract the turret.

Army C
A force of men wielding AK-47s, Jackhammers(Most powerful shotgun ever), Kar 98Ks, and Sniper Rifles to shoot it.

Army D
A force of super highly trained ninja penguins that can dodge and deflect most enemy fire with their katanas.

Army E
A huge arm of giant mutant cockroaches whose sole mission is to destroy Scorpio and the wall.


Seeing the armys, he feels most threatened by B and E, and kills those.
But -500 HP.

US HP: 8,000
Wall HP: 1,499,000 - You can not attack the wall. (Shield made be MEGA turret)
Scorpio HP: 8,000
Alpha791
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What about the others?

Axel
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They attacked him.

Alpha791
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Oh. I send in an army of 500,000,000,000 robotic spiders with fractal alloy armor, 4 miniguns, and 2 plasma repeater turrets mounted to the front of them and they each have a small nuke inside them that can only detonate on their command.

Axel
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*sigh*


Oh. I send in an army of 500,000,000,000 robotic spiders with fractal alloy armor, 4 miniguns, and 2 plasma repeater turrets mounted to the front of them and they each have a small nuke inside them that can only detonate on their command.


They attack.
-1,000 HP

Scorpio attacks armys. They all die.

Scorpio charges his Mega Cannon.

US HP: 8,000
Wall HP: 1,499,000 - You can not attack the wall. (Shield made be MEGA turret)
Scorpio HP: 7,000
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