No. I eat them with GENERIC SYRUP FROM ALBERTSONS! While using a SPORK!
...Oh... ...My... ...GOD!!!... ...you are the sickest person I have ever met. May God have mercy on your soul.
Anyways, when I'm sad or mad, I usually just keep it bottled up, but sometimes if someone is repeatedly aggravating me, I lash out at them, usually just twisting their arm until they collapse of pain.
When I get angry or sad I, believe it or not, shoot people in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (video game). I like seeing other people FAIL at trying to beat me and mah snipa.
I usually get high or drunk. Or smoke a cigarette or hooka. But that's illegal and bad advice...SO, I usually listen to music, LOUDLY, and play violent videogames, and curse at the top of my longs. I also play pool and hit the ball as hard as I can. While listening to loud music. OR, I take a walk. I usually don't punch stuff, but that's because I would break my wrist. It's really tiny!
Think about why you are in a bad mood. Don't get angry because when you take your anger out on someone or something you get even angrier or if you yell at someone the same thing happens. Don't go hurting yourself either because the pain just makes you want to hurt someone else. So just think about why your angry then think about the best ways to unviolently relieve your anger. Maybe just say the name of the person you care about the most 10 times slowly. That works for me.
Think about why you are in a bad mood. Don't get angry because when you take your anger out on someone or something you get even angrier or if you yell at someone the same thing happens. Don't go hurting yourself either because the pain just makes you want to hurt someone else. So just think about why your angry then think about the best ways to unviolently relieve your anger. Maybe just say the name of the person you care about the most 10 times slowly. That works for me.
How about curse them in an enclosed room? Then go outside and beat up a tree.