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MonsterBox
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OK so choose a weapon that you would use if there was a zombie apocalypse and list why you choose it.

Here's mine: CHAINSAW! just because whenever they run at me I just have to turn a clutch to cut them in half.

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bacobit
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is this a name the weapons from L4D2 game?
8/10

a solar powered weed wacker that can hold a charge for 12 hours and a steel string and i have 10,000 ft of replacement string

Alpha791
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Wtf? I'll give it a 3/10. Hardly any substantial damage to a zombies skull at all.

No I have never played L4D2.

A Berreta RX4

bacobit
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umm excuse me a weed wacker with a STEEL string not doing much damage?That could cut a funking zombie's head off
Anywho...

8.5/10

and i am sticking with my original choice

Alpha791
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No it wouldn't. It wouldn't cut through the bone and all weed whackers have either steel or aluminum wire and it gets stuck on rocks which are weaker than bone. Plus they are big and bulky and are hard to maneuver higher than a foot off of the ground. 3/10

A new aged, lightweight aluminum claymore.

bacobit
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regardless of them being light weight you could carry a max of 10 on you
4/10

a suit covered in long sharp spikes

whimsyboy
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Pretty good. Although you wouldn't do enough damage to completely stop them, it will slow them down. 6.5/10

A fully automatic shotgun with solid slugs.

Alpha791
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No not a claymore as in the remote bomb a sword like this. http://www.ikigaiway.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/claymore.jpg

whimsyboy
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Oh, in that case, slashing and jabbing, I give you an 8.5/10.

Well, it depends on how good of a swordsman you are.

In the words of the late Carlin:

It's amazing the things in this world that can be solved with a simple baseball bat.

RIP Georgee....
bacobit
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the clamore will eventally get dull 8.9/10
and the shotgun pretty good but you will run out of ammo 9/10

2 modified light weight solar powered weed wackers that can hold a charge for 12 hour tied together with mashetes instead of strings and 12 replacement mashetes

EnterOrion
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That is both impossible, and extremely dangerous.

0/10

M249 SAW. Look it up if you don't know what it is.

whimsyboy
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Peerty good, the only problem you would run into is if it's a non-reliable motor(my past experiences with weed-wackers have told me this). If not, you'll be pretty good...
Just have to make sure your blades are sharp. If you had a backpack with a blade-sharpening machine, then you'd be golden.

A sort of yo-yo thing, only the yo-yo ball is a ball with several chainsaws sticking out.

bacobit
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im asumeing thats a gun 9/10?

a electric motercycle with eletric chainsaws tied to both sides

EnterOrion
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2 minute ninja. Bad.

You would die. You crash, your legs get cut off, you bleed to death.

1/10

Alpha791
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Please be realistic here.

EnterOrion
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I forgot my weapon.

Again, M249 SAW.

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