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MonsterBox
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OK so choose a weapon that you would use if there was a zombie apocalypse and list why you choose it.

Here's mine: CHAINSAW! just because whenever they run at me I just have to turn a clutch to cut them in half.

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bacobit
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sorry orion no weapon you died 0/10

a wheel chair with assalt rifles tied to the back so the recoil could propel me forward oh and i have a ninja sword so i can slice anything in meh way

Alpha791
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I said be fucking realistic bacobit not be retarded and how will you shoot them? 0/10

A nice car, a spiked bumper and a friend with an uzi.

EnterOrion
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Nice car gets destroyed fast without armor which requires a very powerful engine. Dead. 4/10 Uzi is bad.

*ahem* M249 SAW.

bacobit
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to alpha:0/10 i shoot you with a god damn bazzoca you testacle chokeing beyouch


ak-47

bacobit
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sorry about that 9/10 orion

ak-47 with bayonet

singid25
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What type of zombie are we talking about? Since, some weapons would suck on some zombies while other would pile up thousands.

Alpha791
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_|____|_ It is definitely this alien.
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Alpha791
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! It looked so awesome when I made it!

blacksoldier99
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A Black hole (That doesn't effect me XD)

blacksoldier99
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Sorry forgot rating...

Um... would probably scare Zombies off lol 7.5/10

sonicheroes95
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1/10 zombies can't exactly think to hard.

ill use a sword.

whimsyboy
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[sovietrant]8/10. Simple and destructive, I like it; you must be a very skilled swordsman to survive. You are willing to test yourself. You are very, very strong, comrade.
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I would get a motorcycle and weld chainsaws into the wheels so that they spin and rip and tear as I ride past the zombies. I also want an AA12 Automatic Shotgun mounted on my handlebars, so if any big guys are in my way, I can just shoot'em down.
I'm also towing a whole cache of gasoline and bullets, so I can go for a very, very long time.

bacobit
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wtf thats what i said you copyer :P
0/10

dual mashetes

whimsyboy
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Bacobit, don't rate on whether or not it's original, rate it on whether or not it would work.

As for the dual machetes, as long as you have good stamina and skills with the weapon, you'll last a while. 7.5/10.

I choose dual shotgun-revolvers.

bacobit
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as long as you have tons of shells and can stand a really bad recoil in both of your hands then 8/10.If not then 4/10

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