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oh cool, show us your crucifixion wounds

Maybe he's just a delusional stigmata who knows HTML :O

Kirby if you are for somereason looking for god it is me because I control the weather around my town.

I already shown that I perform miracles.

oh cool, show us your crucifixion wounds

And the holes in your hand.

did you know im gay for jesus..... what ya think of that

did you know im gay for jesus..... what ya think of that

I'm sorry, but after I saw this I lmao'd for 6 minutes

I think that churches should make a new rule that whenever you proclaim that you love God/Jesus you must also declare "No Homo!" afterward.

I really don't see what the problem with being homo is, but it IS a church, so since they aren't allowed to be racist anymore, I guess they have to be sexist now.

I knew it. I have always had faith in you.

You heretic! Do you know it is one of the largest sins to declare yourself Christ The Savior and Leader of All on the Earth? he died for us and in return you mock him with your desensitized and empty words! *spit*

Supporting him is just as big a sin. heretic. Jesus has no need of the internet. if he was back, we would all be in heaven right now, have you ever read the bible?

And no, I never read the bible. Heretic sounds nice, free minded people.

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought.
Graham Greene

This reminds me of Erasmus Montanus: "A stone cannot fly, you cannot fly, thus you are a stone."
Other than that....