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A few days ago me and my friends had a light saber fight in the hallway, then I "accidently" shot an arrow at my teacher

dude, this is fricken hilarious. sucks to be you guys

sucks to be you guys

trust me, im not a goody two shoes. im just lucky

do i have a story to tell.....

i understand why i got in trouble but the punishment was retarded lol

so i had this old phone that didnt work anymore but it was still intact. i really dont like my ampus monitor diane cause shes a major biatch. so anyways. i walked up to her pretending to text with the old phone and she yelled
"HEY GIVE ME YOURE PHONE!!!"
so then i shouted out "NO!!!!"
and i broke it half and threw it in the trash with great force.

by this time i was hoping she had caught on by this time. but she is so retarded she didnt realize it was a prank and just stood there and was like "i dont know what to do" so they took me down to the deans office and they said. "because you were going to get youre phone taken away anyway (retards right) were puting it on youre record.

so at this point im pissed because they told that this was my 4'th time getting it taken away technically so there for i had a 3 day suspension.....

why would someone work in a school when they obviously never went to one cause these people were retarded

i had something like that delossantosj.

I Had Ipod headphones on with nothing plugged to it and i walked right by the principal. She told me to stop listening to music. I said "what music?" and I lifted the headphone end up to show her it wasnt plugged in. She called me a Smartass and gave me a lunch detention

and i broke it half and threw it in the trash with great force.

I said "what music?" and I lifted the headphone end up to show her it wasnt plugged in. She called me a Smartass and gave me a lunch detention

so this kid i know, would always take my backpack and try and keep it from me. well he was kinda fat and really slow so i could always catch him before i got tardy. one time he grabbed it ran out into the hall, then into the bathroom. I take a split second to decide if i need back up but i go after him any ways. i run in there catch him, and put one hand on a pressure point on his neck and the other on my backpack. im trying to tell him to give it back without cussing him out when he totally disappears and is on the floor with everyone laughing at him. so i grab my backpack and scram to my class. well about 15 min into class this kid i saw laughing at backpack kid in the bathroom comes into class, picks me out, and leads me to the principal waiting in the hall. turns out the kid leading me had grabbed backpack kid by the ankle and pulled out his feet beneath him!! AND IM THE ONE IN THE HALL!!!! the kid leading me gets 3 paddles while me and backpack kid get lead to the office by frowny principal. i smile and chuckle because of the predicament and the principal goes " WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!!!!" ive never been in "big" in this school so im pretty pissed off! well we go to the office and sit outside his door for 30 min while the school's two cops stare at us when finally, i swear, one says "so what you in here for?" with a straight face. well in the end i get off scot free from the office but with a warning. i go back to class, its alredy mostly over, only to find out i got an F on a test...

In second grade after rescess I start doing push-ups in class and i get in trouble.The class didn't even start yet so I wasn't causing any distubance. Right?


I have something on my friiend too. He has to sit with a really obnoxious kid on the bus.One day the kid starts throwing things out the window(pencils, pens etc) and my friens throws out one pencil while the kid throws out a stapler he stole and almost breaks this guys windshield. The bus driver then writes them both up entirely.Then the kid whips a backpack at another kid and my friend gets blamed for it.

Glad I am not my friend.

In seventh grade this girl and her six friends took something I said at lunch and twisted it around to make it sound like I was saying I would shoot them. So they all filed a report against me and because of it I was suspended for three weeks and almost expelled. I tried to tell the officer that they were lying but he didn't believe me, nor did they bother investigating the situation.

Another time (in eighth grade) during athletics class this a**hole picked up a volleyball, came two feet away from me and threw it so hard at my face it knocked my contact out and scratched my cornea. I completely lost it and charged him, knocking him to the floor. Luckily I didn't get in trouble, but neither did the kid who threw the ball at me. Boy was I pissed (and I still am).

My French teacher held us all in his room for laughing at the word "mastication," and he gave ME detention.

The idiot didn't know how to say chewing in English. >___<

So yeah, he says it, one kid (who, euh, happened to be me...) started giggling, so Mr. Pirrera (the teacher) is all like "WTF WAI R U LAUGHING OHN-HONH-HONH" /stereotypical Frenchman. So I'm like, "sorry, I thought of a joke." So he asks "because I said mastication?" And he put stress on mastication for some reason, I dunno, but it sounded funny as all hell when he said it. So everyone else is laughing, and the teacher gets even MORE confused, then the very flamboyantly gay goodie-two shoes in the class tells him why we were laughing, and he's so pissed at our sick minds that he gets us all in trouble.

I hate that man.

this is real dumb,i said a japanese word to my teacher,and she thought it was a bad word in our school's "code",and told every other teacher lol

today i went on a trip to caburys world and everyone is talking on the bus and me and my friend are talking aswell and we got told off for talking

oh one time a teacher said no talking to my class and then after a while someone asks me a really long question and i answer no and i get a lunch detention and the person who asked the question didnt get in trouble