My Math teacher (who is really retarded) always says "Do you want to come up here and teach this then" whenever somebody talks. So, one day I read the next chapter and started talking during class. She said her "line" to me and I responded with "sure, why not" and proceeded to walk up to the front of the room and teach. Half the class didnt understand a concept/ formula from the previous chapter so I spent the first minute re-explaining it so they all understood. I then quickly went over the chapter while my teacher was getting progressively red and angry. I got several after schools for it, but the next day the whole class got their homework perfectly correct for the first and only time that year.
Also a few years ago I got in trouble for helping someone pick up the lead for their mechanical pencil because I wasnt "doing my work". Later that week someone else helped someone pick up their lead and got a piece of candy for it. I got another detention because I pointed out that I got in trouble for doing the exact same thing.
Ok so this big guy like the quarterback for our school is really unpopular but he is good at what he does. Well im fairly popular at my school and always have a crowd around me -center of attention-. Well he walks up to me and starts talking about how my mom is such a Ho-Ho-Ho -if you know what I mean-. Anyway then he puchs me in the back and pulls my hair so well being the son of my father I go up to him and take a swing. I got two weeks in ISS for that and almost got suspended. I protested that I was using self defense and so did everyone around me. The Principal didn't believe me and the quaterback didn't even get introuble. Ofcourse thats not to say he didn't get what was coming to him. Later in that same week he came back with a black eye and a few bruises. I do really just love my friends! -Don't be a perve-
In Math class i sit next to the heater. Now I know its a heater but it shouldn't get dangerously hot. So she's up at the board doing her think and teaching away, yadadada. I rest my arm on the heater and it burns me, I retract my arm and say "Ow!", not overly loud but enough for the class to hear. She turns around and yells at me, tells me I'm getting written up and that I always attract attention to myself. After shes done yelling at me, I ask to go to the nurse for my decent burn and just to get away from her. She says "No, you don't need more attention." and goes back to teaching. My friend sitting next to me is laughing out loud that hes snorting and such, she just keeps teaching.
One time, way back when, in about 8th grade, I got a detention because we only had three minute passing periods and my class the period before was on the other side of the school. Our hallways were completely packed, and I could never get to class on time.. So my teacher gave me detention. The only way I could have avoided it was if I pushed everybody out of my way while I was walking. Which, I probably would have gotten a detention from that anyway... so it was unavoidable!
this didn't happen to me, but some guy got suspended for throwing a ball at a guy who told him to throw it. nothing would have happened if the guy that told him to throw didn't get hurt.
