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wat i do is pretend to be ill and not come to school. so i have 1 extra day to do it and il do it then

I was on vacation.
My sister took it and sold it on EBay.
What homework?

Flying mokeys took it.

My dog ate it.

Homework is against my religion.

"Finish this assignment in your own words" Tieiojhk Halskjdfioa Jkl;jaoi. What, you can't understand that?

I always just go with the "I just didn't do it". Teachers like it when you don't lie to them.

I didn't do it.

I never do.

I didn't see you put the homework on the board..

You never said we had homework!

I didn't do it. (Usually give you extra time to do it xDD)

I use those 3. :PP

The voices told me not to do it.

Sorry, I was to busy sending threatening letters to a certain Miley Cyrus.
I had to take part in an experiment to not use my dominant hand for a day.

If's raining, say it got wet.
If the teacher asks to see it say you left it at home.
If they tell you bring it in the next day to prove it, take it home, run it under a tap, then smudge the writing. Then leave it to dry, and you can take it in to show them.

-You didn't give me the homework.
(If it is online)-My internet isn't working.
-I broke my hand, but it is all better now. (someone has actually used that one)
There is a lot more but I'm to lazt to do it right now.

I got arrested but now I'm out.

I was diagnosed with Cancer, and don't have long to live.

Just hand them a blank piece of paper with a dollar bill paperclipped to it. Teachers don't get paid enough, and most of them aren't exactly moral.

isn't that illegal aknerd? i do my homework always. last time i actually had an appointment, i only had fifteen minutes at home. i explained this to her but she thought it was a fake. i got a 15/40 on it

I played AG all night and forget to do the homeworks (Im sure teachers would understand it XD)