actually,it depends of what they are doing,if its a fight,chuck has the guns here,but if it's some cool and acrobatic move,speedy reactions,and/or cockiness,it will be jackie,but overall,i think bruce lee deserves the crown lol as he can do both,not til extreme-hardcore extent,but like a jack of trades kind,and hey,thats enough to wipe both of them out(to me)
Well in the fantasy worldd I believe the fight would consist of three major items: 1.) Chuck Norris and his round house kick. 2.) Jackie Chan having to dodge said round house kick (the kick is a one hit K.O.). 3.) Chick Norris would land the kick before Jackie Chan even saw it coming.
The fight, if Norris allowed it to happen with out just knocking out Chan before he could react, would probably go like this: Jackie Chan is some sort of cop, who has managed to rescue some attractive women from some sort of danger. The women are getting in the way of Chan's finding the ultimate secret powered weapon that must be kept from some evil, underground, British owned Hong Kong, Mafia guys (this event is taking place in the 90's before Hong Kong was turned back over to China.) Chan is obviously doing the dubbing of his own voice, but all the British guys are dubbed by guys that sound like nerds or have strange accents. Chan, who has just rescued the two women, has been chased through the streets of Hong Kong and Bollywood into some generic warehouse filled with thugs. Chan's first move is obviously to say, "I don't want any trouble!" of course this never works because Chan always ends up in trouble. Chan begins kicking boxes around, jumping over factory equipment and beating up bad guys with fists, pipes, pool cues, even neck ties. Really anything Chan can find in the room is used as a weapon. Chan probably takes out 20 bad dudes before Chuck Norris walks in. Now Chuck Norris just got finished doing a couple of hours with his Total Fitness gym, so he's pumped. They both lock eyes and walk around in a circle. Some insignificant thug looks at Norris and is like "let me take'm boss", but Norris is like, "No I got this." Norris jumps in and does the round house kick. It pretty much demolishes the factory, and Chan. Ending credits roll with outtakes of Chan and crew.
In reality I would have to go with Jackie Chan. I don't know how much Training Chuck Norris has, but I know Chan has trained since he was young in the Chinese Opera which included martial arts training.
If Bruce Lee is so much better, why is he dead and Chuck Norris is still alive?
[quote]Black Belt magazine in 1985 carried the speculation that the death of Bruce Lee in 1973 may have been caused by "a delayed reaction to a Dim Mak strike he received several weeks prior to his collapse". As well other authors have said the death of Bruce Lee may have been due to a "Vibrating Palm technique"[quote]-wiki
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