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its not obvious if i cant pick it up

tomato - so i cause confusion!

i wanna be an orange so u cant insult me by rhyming.

in german it gives a rhym word to orange.

Banana, because bananas are banana awesome.

star fruit (yes, its a real fruit).

I would be a plum. Sour on the outside, sweet on the inside.

Or maybe a grape, because I'm divine.

I love cliches.

LIME!!!!w00t

I would be the sweet and delicious Clementine.

Dragon fruit.

Because they're epic. That's why.

An apple. So delicious!

I would be a durian fruit, because i would look disgusting and smell rancid but i would be super delicious no one would no this of course so i would not be eaten and would be capable of living as a fruit for a very long time

A nectarine, because they taste the best. Nice and sweet. Mmmmmmmm.

i would be an XVERB. they are tangy and sour while being sweet. they also have a hint of saltyness in them

I would like totally be a brevanork. You can try and search it anywhere, but most likely you won't get any results of the fruit. It is grown in the mountains in Siberia and is very rare.

It tastes better than the rainbow and anything else combined. So it is the best fruit to ever be.