I don't agree with that at all. If you know your right, don't try to convince her if she's stubborn enough to disagree with you. If you don't know you're right, don't argue about it because it makes you look like an idiot.
2) When she burns dinner
A good cajun cook always burns dinner.
3) When she doesn't wash up
That one's just ridiculous. Unless, of course, you come from 19th century England...
4) When she talks about other men in a positive light - even her dad
That's a good thing, actually. The better she talks about another guy, the more you know she respects you, because she's choosing you over those other guys.
5) When she takes off her makeup
Again with the 19th century England. Do you also get mad when they wear their petticoat backwards?
6) When she doesn't know the offside rule
I'm skipping this one for now because it's a duplicate.
7) When she doesn't know the offside rule after having been told far too many times
6 and 7 are basically the same. Try to combine the two so I don't have to type as much.
8) When she out-drinks you
That's a blessing! If a girl can outdrink you, she obviously knows how to have a good time. And when a girl knows how to have a good time, you have to embrace that.
9) When your football team loses at home
Now you're just being strange. And that's coming from me.
10) When you go negative on cod
Cod is a fish. Fish can't be negative. If you're talking about CoD, which I'm sure you are, be glad that she lets you play it.
11) When she has the audacity to wear clothes indoors
Just tell her to take them off. If you take yours off too, she'll probably follow your example.
I say when my girlfriend takes forever to put on make up.. She does not need it But when she makes fun of me for being a computer/ gaming nerd. When she says she is fat but she isn't! thats pretty much it.
LOl Firefly if you ever say that to a girl, I'm pretty sure that you're gonna get slapped.
I have a law. If you hit me, I hit you back. It's like mutually assured destruction, ie., I assure you, I will destroy you when it's my turn.
I don't agree with that at all.
Liberal hippie. Next thing you'll want to give women the vote.
A good cajun cook always burns dinner.
She's Lebanese actually. Burnt Kibbeh is definitely not something I can tolerate.
That's a good thing, actually. The better she talks about another guy, the more you know she respects you, because she's choosing you over those other guys.
If she told me she chose me over her dad, I'd be very worried at what I'd got myself into.
Again with the 19th century England. Do you also get mad when they wear their petticoat backwards?
And what's wrong with 19th century England exactly? That was when we ruled the world. We must have been doing something right. Oh and petticoats? That would require too much time to undress to be tolerated.
That's a blessing! If a girl can outdrink you, she obviously knows how to have a good time. And when a girl knows how to have a good time, you have to embrace that.
How much a man can drink is a decent barometer of his manliness. If you're gf can outdrink you, not only does it make her manly, it makes her more manly than you. She can have a very good time with a wine or fruit based drink, while the lads settle for a good pint of strong stout special brew.
Now you're just being strange. And that's coming from me.
But it gets boring shouting at the tv after 90 mins plus extra time.
If you're talking about CoD, which I'm sure you are, be glad that she lets you play it.
She should just be thankful I have a decent KD ratio.
Just tell her to take them off. If you take yours off too, she'll probably follow your example.
I don't want to run up the central heating bill. If I was going to get naked I'd need a healthy room temp of around 32C in order for my sperm to not get too cold and die. I must protect my seed from all threats.
He might be a time travel magician!
I am a graffiti wizard in the WoM. Who's to say where my powers end?
And what's wrong with 19th century England exactly?
Lots of things, but they'd just drag the discussion way off topic.
in order for my sperm to not get too cold and die
Sperm is supposed to be cold. Ever wonder why the stones are on the outside? Or why sperm is frozen in sperm donation clinics? If you really want to protect your seed, avoid wearing briefs.
Sperm is supposed to be cold. Ever wonder why the stones are on the outside? Or why sperm is frozen in sperm donation clinics? If you really want to protect your seed, avoid wearing briefs.
Sperm donation clinics? o.O
Your gf is always right. no matter what she does. remember that.
