I don't know why you let her talk in the first place.
The muzzle I got her didn't fit properly. One sized fits all my a**.
If she burns dinner, it definitely means she wasn't paying attention to her job. I suggest you shorten the chain running from her leg to the oven.
She has been complaining about ankle sores recently. Then again, this could be another deceptive ploy to escape.
That's just plain gross. you should het mad at anyone for that.
Inorite?
definitely. I mean, really, if she addresses any man, it means she's giving off the wrong signals. I suggest you punch the guy she's talking to right in the face whenever this happens.
That's actually a really good idea. Normally I only get to practice my kung fu moves on her. Now I can get extra training.
Now I don't mind this. my girlfriend isn't allowed to watch sports, because it distracts her from her from her cooking, which would cause her to break rule #2.
Unless it's a Champions League match the football is normally on at around 3pm, so it's between meal times. That doesn't give her an excuse to forget my half time bacon sandwhich though.
Now this i do mind. She better get it right the first time!
True say.
You let her drink? I never let my gf drink because she has to drive. even if we're at home. what If I want taco bell?
As long as its fruit based I'm ok with it, because I make sure she pays for the taxi rides.
now that's just selfish.
After all I've done for her.
In that case, run while you can!
Racism? In this day and age. You disgust me.
Lots of things, but they'd just drag the discussion way off topic.
Again. We ruled the world.
Sperm is supposed to be cold. Ever wonder why the stones are on the outside? Or why sperm is frozen in sperm donation clinics?
So you suggest I cool my house to freezing temperature. I may be English, but there are limits to my ability to stave off cold.
That's when you pick a better football team, because that is just SAD haha
I'm no glory hunter. Why else would I support Spurs?
I hear RPGs always let you win,
I recently prestiged and so no longer have my RPGs. My KD will likely suffer, and so I will need more game fuel.
This is most sad out of all them! U need moar trayneeng! Do not dishonor your noble house!
You've clearly never been to Beirut. Those Lebanese can drink like fish.
Well, for those that are taking this too seriously, you should know that people like to make jokes, right Firefly? ;-)
The only time I have gotten pissed off at my girlfriend was because my sandwich only had four slices of ham. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT? Right? Am I right? At other times, I don't pay enough attention to her to notice anything wrong.
