The rules are simple, first you put the situation and 2 ways to die. Then the next person puts they way you die and gives his/her situation and ways to die.
Please do not put 3 Ways 2 Die.
Here is the start out:
Hanging over a volcano with one hand hanging on for dear life.
1) I decide I have nothing to live for, and I let go. 2) I can't hold on anymore, and I fall into the volcano.
The volcano spits out a HUGE amount of lava the just happens to land directly on you and you sizzle to death.
Situation:I'm stuffing handfuls of chocolate coated almonds in your mouth (I couldn't think of anything and I wanted to make it kinda hard for the next person)
1)I am deathly allergic to nuts and have an anaphylactic reaction. 2)I choke to death.
You take one of the chocolate almonds and start to chew it, but you're such a clumsy guy that your elbow slips from the table and you hit your chin against the table biting your tongue off, bleeding till you die.
I am standing on a street.
a)I get hit by a car. b)I get robbed and beaten to death by some burglars.
There is a sudden lightning storm and amazingly you are the first object to get hit by a very powerful lighning bolt. Sadly, you didn't survive. By the way, I am not a guy.
I am doing a science experiment
1) The experiment blows up, and the force is so powerful that I am killed. 2) The experiment suddenly starts fizzing and I get some of it on my clothes. It burns a hole through me.
You decide not to, but then you trip, and fall anyway. After being saved by superman, you discover why they don't normally make wallets out of kryptonite.
I am surrounded by many tall buildings, all of which can fall anytime, and there are invisible bombs all around me.
1: I am attacked by a mutant, invisible, (that's why I didn't notice it) rabid, baboon.
2: I am attacked by 2 mutant, invisible, rabid, baboons.
1.a zombie runs up to me, bites me in the neck, then he starts danceing to thiller,then president obama shoots me in the with .357 magnum with hollow point bullets because I ate he twinky
2.A boomer explodes on me and horde of zombies comes and eats me
There are super strong winds going on during the storm, and they are so impossibly brutal that a million thick tree branches snap off and skewer through you.
I am outside in my garden.
1) A poisonous spider bites me and I am immediately immobilized and can't move so I lie there slowly dying.
2)An animal with rabies comes out and bites me. I don't survive.
You cut your finger with the paper when making a plane from it... finger is okay... but that vampire arround the corner sensed your blood. It comes from behind and bites your neck sucking your blood till you die and throws your body in the dumpster where some dirty dogs eat your dead flesh.
I am having a sex with my girlfriend.
A) She bites my dick off when giving a blowjob. B) My heart refuses to work.