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you accidentally fly into a black hole and get torn apart

i am knocked out by who-knows-what and i wake up on a firing line

1)i get shot down
2)i kick a dudes gun out of his hands and kill em all, then i backstabed by a 5-yr old

you kick a dudes gun out of his hands and kill em all, then you get backstabed by a 5-yr old girl. LOL

i bake in my home a cake.

1) a bear appears out nowhere and slices me to death with his claws then he eat the cake.
2) unfortunately i have a unknown allergy to milk and i die.

you r allergict to milk and die hacking and coughing

i am in a war zone

1)i win the war single-handedly only to get ran over by a bus when i get home
2)i get ran over by a tank

A tank runs into a tree which falls down which startles a soldier which causes him to accidentally fire his gun which kills you.

I am doing a test in school.

1) I immediately fall asleep while my hand is holding the pencil pointy side up and it stabs my eye.

2) The ceiling collapses on the enitre class

The ceiling collases on the entire class if I die everyone dies muahaha.

I am in Iran and get captured by terrorists.
1. Be tortured to death.
2. Bite your arms off to get through the bonds they tied around you when you were captured. You die of lose of blood

2. I'm electrified and killed cuz of my cell phone.

When the ambulance comes to get me in the shower they touch me get minorly electrified but dies one of two ways:
1. He slips and gets a cuncussion from the tub and dies of a brain tumor.
2. Slips and lands in the tiolet getting knocked out = drowned to death in piss and poo water.

um... he gets wrapped up in the shower curtain, then suffocates.

i am climbing on a ladder to get a cat out of a tree and:

1: i die by falling backwards
2: the cat bites me, and falls out, and i fall on top of it, and then the old lady cuts my aorta with some safety scissors...

the tree catches of fire cause of an arson!

i am fighting aliens http://www.starcraft-ii.ru/images/news/2008-01-28-zergling_model.jpg

1) i get ripped to shreads
2) i get cut, kill the alien, then die of blood loss

the aliens blow your ship and you get ripped to shreds.

i play badminton in the park.

1) a drunken school bus driver cant controll his bus and i die in front of the kids.
2) im not carefully and fall in a enourmos bbq-grill and burn to death.

you trip and get thrown onto the windshield of the bus which then smashes into a fence(and all the kids see!)

i am playing starcraft

1)the units sudenly come to life and rip my apart limb from limb
2)i spill water on the computry while typing in a message and get electrocuted

your mom comes and takes the game away, so you slit your throat, cuz you got nuthin else to live for...

my B-day is happening, and then, a planes engines blow and it comes straight toward me.

1) it hits, i die, and no cake.
2) it misses, i live, for 2 seconds, and then Freddy Krueger(or however you spell it) comes and slices my leg off so i bleed to death... (wow, gruesome much)

it misses you but then you get killed by a swarm off killer bees!

im in the space again and i...

1) fly through a black hole and die.
2) get crushed by a meteor.

get captured by aliens never to be seen or heard from again!

i am flying to china

1)i crash into the great wall of china and die
2)ppl hijack the plane, i run up to them, kill them after getting stabbed in the leg, and die a hero

Im sorry but this flight has been canceled do the fact that you are HUMAN! and you get blasted into your go's bed and you fuck her till you die!

Im getting laid for the first time:
1) i get my brains blown out
2) why didn't i wear my shotgun to bed?(idk XD)

The girl you are laying is an aliean, she eats you.