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Joshman1444
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Well ill admit it.
I'm addicted to the internet!
There i said it! I don't know when this all started but its gotten really really bad lately, And the wort part is i don't think there's any thing anyone can really do about it! Ive found myself digging into the deepest darkest dusty corner's of the internet only to find some thing that makes me want to stab out my eyes with a fork!
And then adding it to my favorites...
Ive become very fond to the inter-Behemoth God known only as Youtube as well. Ive uncovered countless memes that make me laugh... or lul. Help! I need help! i think things are starting to come to life!
for example...
I Saw Frikkin Weegee!! Almighty Hell I swear That Monster! (for those lucky few who dont know what Weegee is here's a link ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HqGOobn12A )
I'm also being stalked by Pedo-Bear and i luled... i diddent laugh... i luled.
Christ! I need help before its too late im sure its just a matter of time before some thing off the Internet kills me...
Sooooo....
Any suggestions?

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Graham
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Find an addiction or an addiction will find you.

EnterOrion
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Smash your computer and your modem. Start doing crack.

You're internet addiction is over.

Joshman1444
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^^ I Like that
But no!
I need mah computer for... uhh... things.

Parsat
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This is like going to the bar for your alcoholism.

Joshman1444
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Joshman1444
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This is like going to the bar for your alcoholism.
Sh@3 your right.
but still!
I'm in serious trouble here!

WexMajor82
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Stop paying your internet bill.
Very easy.

chitown
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Just get addicted tp jolly ranchers like i did. It worked for me, and jolly ranchers taste good.

Google567
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Most people have worse addictions then this, even worse ones on the internet.

pk2015
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just try doing something else, like read a book or something i dont know...

KMRaider
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Go to rehab.
;D

knight_34
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I need mah computer for... uhh... things.


Smash your modem then.
XVERB
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start small. say "i wont use the computer for the next 5 min.s then try 20 then 30 and work your way up from there. thats what i did when i used to bite my fingernails. at school i started at 5 min.s no joke. and then before i knew it was going days and then i just forgot about it

fritomaster
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I need mah computer for... uhh...things



Hide your computer at a friend's or family's house. When you stop thinking about your computer and realize one day "Didn't I have a computer somewhere?" When that happens get your computer back.
Snakebite
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Wean yourself off of it. Limit your usage to a set amount every day or even week if you're brave enough. After some time passes, you won't be as addicted anymore.

Smits
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Its too late for this kid. The rest of you save yourselves now.

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