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Joshman1444
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Well ill admit it.
I'm addicted to the internet!
There i said it! I don't know when this all started but its gotten really really bad lately, And the wort part is i don't think there's any thing anyone can really do about it! Ive found myself digging into the deepest darkest dusty corner's of the internet only to find some thing that makes me want to stab out my eyes with a fork!
And then adding it to my favorites...
Ive become very fond to the inter-Behemoth God known only as Youtube as well. Ive uncovered countless memes that make me laugh... or lul. Help! I need help! i think things are starting to come to life!
for example...
I Saw Frikkin Weegee!! Almighty Hell I swear That Monster! (for those lucky few who dont know what Weegee is here's a link ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HqGOobn12A )
I'm also being stalked by Pedo-Bear and i luled... i diddent laugh... i luled.
Christ! I need help before its too late im sure its just a matter of time before some thing off the Internet kills me...
Sooooo....
Any suggestions?

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Stop watching porn. End of problem.

And if your NOT watching porn which

I need mah computer for... uhh...things


that made me beleive you are...then your a sad human being.
XVERB
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XVERB
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I need mah computer for... uhh...things


people who look at porn have no friends. and never leave their house. are you one of those people?
firetail_madness
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If it's really a problem break your computer or hide it and lock it and throw away the key.

Or just find the willpower to stay away from it for a bit.
Dang, I'm addicted to the computer too...

Joshman1444
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Joshman1444
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Hey every one looks at porn now and then...
even YOU!
But no i have no friends because im a Jack@!%.

TRUdog
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I used to be really, really addicted too. But I don't know I just... stopped.
I dunno it's just a phase you might or may not fade out of it soon.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hey every one looks at porn now and then...
even YOU!
But no i have no friends because im a Jack@!%.


False.

And thats your problem dude.
aknerd
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Yeah, you could fight the addicting.
But that would be hard.
It's much easier to just embrace it fully. Pretty soon, you won't remember what the sun feels like or what real people do on the weekends. But hey, at least you'll have charlie the unicorn to keep you company.
Hope you like hot pockets.

adios194
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Smash your computer and your modem. Start doing crack.
You're internet addiction is over

As Orion said, except the Meth you are doing isn't working for your new addiction. Get some hobos meth and addiction won't be the only thing you have to worry about.
Trumpetfury
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i used to just read books and such... then my mom and sister got a Facebook. and i was like, "omg, i want one!"... then it started snowballing from there.. yep... all you need to do, is either wait, cuz TRUdog mite be rite, or do that other thing and just limit yourself! and yes, im addicted

2014631
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Hey every one looks at porn now and then...
even YOU!
But no i have no friends because im a Jack@!%.



Now and then? You said you're addicted to it. (0_o) And I don't think i've ever found myself wanting to go on porn. I don't get why people do it.
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