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DrCool1
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DrCool1
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I took a lot of time today to make chocolate chip cookies and when I took them out of the oven to eat them with milk, the milk was GONE!!!!! What the hell has this world came to! Can't a man enjoy milk with his cookies.

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Maverick4
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Its the elves. THE ELVES!

*clutches mop*

Samething happened when I went home once. I had just bought some brownies from a road side vendor (white men can have dreads?!) and...

The milk was gone. GONE!

PanzerTank
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There's kids starving in India, and you're whining about milk!?!?! Suck it up, be an American, you can be deprived of milk for a few minutes!

There's kids starving in India, and your whining about someone whining about milk?!?!?! Suck it up, be an American, you can be deprived of flamming and nagging for a few minutes.

No but seriosuly that guy was being a real American and whining about milk when it would've taken a few minutes to go to the store, in fact he was being a real human, most people complain when they don't have what they want, even though theres people way worse off than them...
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