Ok here are the rules, you say something stupid and painful (like in jackass) and then the next person rates how painful and stupid it is and makes a new painful and stupid thing. I'll start it off,
Go down a rapid in a barrel with a 100 bees and no way for them to get and at the end of the rapid there is a waterfall.
You swing on a vine, the vine rips, sending you right into a huge tree. Then while falling you hit a bee hive that a bear was wanting to get into. The bees get angry at you and start stinging you. And did I mention about the mad bear?
Some of these responses cross into gruesome and indecent, not just something the average person wouldn't do. Please keep these responses clean, i.e. no dismemberment, mutilation, gore, etc. that is excessively violent in nature.
jumping off a cilf on fire and have a sowrd sliced right throu you without a paracute and only have a parot and a gun and wile your falling you shoot the parot with the gun and continue falling to the ground = funny death