Hi there, Chuck norris PWNS all of you.Including me. Chuck Norris only has to point with his finger at a plane & say "Bang!" and the plane will explode.Got any more Chuck norris jokes?
Like Yo Moma jokes, Chuck Norris jokes are highly repeated. But they are pretty funny.
Yo Moma is so fat, that when she sat on the car's seat, the whole car collapsed.Like that one? just invented it.
He totally does not pwn me. He couldn't even win the ultimate showdown :P.
He couldn't even win the ultimate showdown
"Mr Rogers pounds you all".
I thought it was Arthur!
There has been tons of chuck norris joke threads that have been locked for repeating jokes. So I would be careful with this one.
Not been locked up.Has this joke been mentioned?"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is"
Once, Chuck Norris drank 50 bottles of beer, one after another.Without opening the bottles.
I think this should be locked.
Your such a killjoy dude.
"Chuck Norris round house kicked the universe into existence.""Chuck Norris & Jesus Christ in a fight to the death. Chuck wins by round house kicking Jesus to death."This one is sorta perverted so I will sensor it out with @.Chuck Norris was born when Ares & Hermes had the most amzing session of butt @@@ ever"
NoName is so awesome, he can render threads unpostable.
and then he stabbed himself for the lives that were lost.
Chuck Norris is so overrated it's sad.
Thread is locked!
