I was walking along the shore when an alien ship landed in front of me. I gathered up my courage, walked over to the ship, and lost my courage and started running for my life then i walked up to this strange girl, but she was somewhat weird, and i ran away because she was kinda scary and then I tripped over a half rotten potato and fell down into a another vortex but climbed out and witnessed d-day from a pile of debri and Ate a rotten tomato but he was shot from by an allied soldier and Done a matrix and stopped the bullets before they hit and woke up from my sleep then went back to sleep, where I dreamed about getting ninja'd...
...up. I quickly woke up and went to the nearest place that sells costumes. I got out my AK-47 and started demanding a Ninja costume, there we're little kids crying everywhere, mothers, scared out of wits end, it was great. Suddenly, this little kid, about5 years old, held up a Ninja costume, I took it, and threw my plastic AK-47 to the ground, only to discover...
The AK 47 was actually a smoke bomb so I duck down and crawled my way out of the store. The streets were filled with terrified people. They ran past me, screaming out "Run for your lives!" I tried to ask one of them what or who they were running from and they said -
... "We're all going to DIE!!!, WAHHHHHH" I told the woman to calm down, she quickly got out a golf club and started whacking me like Tiger Wood's wife. Stunned, I fell to the ground only too find myself floating, the smoke was actually burning weed! Realizing I would get arrested for multiple things I began to run as fast as I could, only to realize that...
