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XVERB
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what is the smartest animal in the world? I would say what i think but i know i would be wrong. If i had to guess tho i would choose probly some sort of prime mate or an octopus or a bottle nosed dolphin.

smartest animal?

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pHacon
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Because I couldn't think of anything besides saying how dumb humans are, here's a list I just Googled of the smartest animals.

chitown
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I have the answer to this:

I am.

Yep, thats right. :P

samy
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Like they said it's apes (namely chimpanzees) the main difference between them and us is that they can't develop language.

Armpit
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I don't see what would lead you to believe that there is a more intelligent animal on earth than the human. If there was, they would be the dominant creature instead of us.

EnterOrion
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Like they said it's apes (namely chimpanzees) the main difference between them and us is that they can't develop language.


They do actually have a language, like all social creatures.

Humans are the smartest. We're so smart we get bored and kill each other.
WexMajor82
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Cows.
All day they eat, they poop and they sleep.
The cows are intelligent.

samy
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They do actually have a language, like all social creatures.


Not a complex language.

Stupid technicalities *sigh*
RavenDestroyer
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The truth is that not but I'm say a parrot

Pazx
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Cows.
All day they eat, they poop and they sleep.
The cows are intelligent.


Epic win.

Dolphins, Pigs and Humans are top three. Then there is a bunch of monkeys and some others.

Dolphins knew the world would end.

[quote]So long and thanks for all the fish...[quote]
Graham
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Dolphins, Pigs and Humans are top three. Then there is a bunch of monkeys and some others.



Of course Humans would put themselves in the top three. We're the one who defined what Intelligence is.

all i can say is: not us.
Yodadude53
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hoomans bcuz day hav such gud gramr skelz
Just kidding. I'd have to go with monkeys. We evolved from the,.

pHacon
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Not humans because the one above me thinks we evolved from apes when we actually only shared a common ancestor with them, who was, although, Ape-like.

Pazx
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Of course Humans would put themselves in the top three. We're the one who defined what Intelligence is


I put us after frickin' pigs?!

all i can say is: not us.


Win.
knight_34
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Humans.

And then there are monkeys and dolphins. I'm not sure about anything else.

Yodadude53
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That's what I- jesus, is there a smart a** on every thread? -_-

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