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NoNameC68
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Representative Hank Johnson recently explained his worries about sending more American troops into Guam. According to him, the island might "become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

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Somers
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Ive done the math, ive talked to scientists, and looked on wikipedia.

Its definitly gonna tip.

Drace
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What? Is this a joke?

roman291
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hahahaha, what fail...I wonder if he knows that islands don't float.

thelistman
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Either he is really bad at telling jokes, or he's just an idiot.

samy
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I told my Dad, he was remotely worried. I think it's a generation thing.

aknerd
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Oh, they'll be fine as long as everyone doesn't run to the same side of the island at the same time.

FloydTC
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Either he is really bad at telling jokes, or he's just an idiot.


why not both?
Milos
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Maybe he was metaphorically speaking. He just wants to say that there are too many soldiers on that island.
But then again, there is a politician here that, when emphasizing his love for art and music, said that only musicians that didn't perform live in front of him were Beethoven and Chopin because his was too young when they were popular. It doesn't get any more embarrassing.
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It's nice to see someone finally stand up to Obama's socialist heathen government.

This weekend there is a billion man march on the east coast of the US. Wherever you are or live, find your way to east coast United States. Together we will tip, flip, and capsize the United States of America.

Don't worry about Canada or Mexico, when the US starts to rip scientists say it will just tear off the borders, like those coupon books with the little holes that are made in a line so you can tear easily and it will stay on track.

PanzerTank
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"become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

My speakers or on max as well as the sound in youtube and I can hardly hear a word of it.

Together we will tip, flip, and capsize the United States of America.

That'd be so funny in a way lol...
Wyuen
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Isn't this like Earth Jumping thingy? It was a hoax where it claimed that if everyone from all over the world jump at exactly the same time on the same day, it would disturb Earth's orbit and might even changed its course.

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