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I wanna finish the deadline at the same time as my game tourney, so i don't forget all my deadlines

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aknerd
I can't survive without cookies for one day. In fact, I can't even survive without eating cookies every hour.

You see, I suffer from a genetic condition known as "Chronic Chocolatechipaphasia". My body lacks the necesary enzymes to form chocolate chips internally. Therefore, I have to ingest one chocolate chip cookie at least every hour, or I will start to display symptoms, such as death.

When I sleep, I have to hook up a cookie IV drip so I don't perish durring the night due to dechipdration. This IV drip is prepared by putting a dozen chocolate chip cookies into a blender, along with some milk. The mixture is then fed into my bloodstream at a rate that amounts to one cookie per hour.

It isn't as bad as it sounds, though sometimes I wake up feeling extra jolly.

thanx for taking time to answer

Next "survival":

Can you survive 1 day without electricity?

No electricity? I just can't. That means no Xbox no T.V and after about an hour, no laptop. I think if there was no electricity for 24 hours, there would be a bullet in my head around hour 18.

No. That would be extremely boring. I can hardly survive without internet.

The fact that electricity is just another part of life is a problem, so those people in tornado or hurricane zones really don't know what they got themselves into.

Absolutely. I love doing things that don't require electricity. Sure, I love my phone, computer and xbox, but I can easily live without any of them for weeks. Heck, I can live in the middle of nowhere for weeks just with basic supplies, I know how to hunt, fish and which plants are edible. Would I choose this? NOPE! But I can if I have to.

Yes. I've been through dozens of blackouts before.

hmm.. living without cookies would be simple, I rarely eat them. Although I think my children would be distraught if I no longer had any in the house.

Living without electricity would be just as simple. I grew up in a very small town and spent almost every weekend out by the lake with a friend or two hiking, hunting, and fishing, so not having electricity wouldn't be something that would ruin my routine. (although I think my wife would be miserable.)

Here aknerd.

I could easily live without electricity, especially if I could use things like an unplugged laptop/DS. It would be easy. I'd play games, surf the net, especially AG, I would even go outside. No, shut up. Going outside isn't that bad.

And if I couldn't use unplugged electrical devices, I'd still make it. It would be good for me to stop using them for awhile.

But yes, it would be extremely easy thanks to AG.

What? My wifi uses electricity?!

Fu**.

The guidelines need to be more specific. If you use portables, you're still using electricity. And what about when the battery runs out?

And yes, your wi-fi uses electricity.

The guidelines need to be more specific. If you use portables, you're still using electricity. And what about when the battery runs out?

And yes, your wi-fi uses electricity.

Me knows.

This.

Knight, the 'this' referred to the top part.

And no.

I would barely survive. In Louisiana, it's hot this time of year so I NEED an air conditioner. I don't need TV, and my laptop has a solar powered battery charger for just such an occasion. No internet though, but I have Oblivion.

AIR CONDITIONER D:

I could FOR 1 DAY. It would be hard, but I reckon I could do it.

@ Knight & Pazx: thank you, I am now totally confused....

@ Tray: I agree with the air conditioning, I live in Phoenix right now... however if you wanted to go without electricity just hang out by the water, you'll be fine.

In Louisiana, it's hot this time of year so I NEED an air conditioner.

my laptop has a solar powered battery charger for just such an occasion.

It would be hard

however if you wanted to go without electricity just hang out by the water, you'll be fine.