You are a civilian of the town of PIXILIA, a computer world. You can form minior weaponory with your arm, and you have tools that can form into maney shapes. Your job effects what tool you have. One day, you are preforming your duties when you are attacked by.... UNORIGINALITY! There are so maney zombie RPGs on the web that they threaten your existance, taking form of the unoriginal zombies and attacking your once fair city!
This is a half-joke testimite to the unoriginality of zombie rpgs, and shall be a standard one. I shall give you the sinario and you creat the reaction
Name: Xann Occupation: Owner of the LAZOR Testing Facility Gender: Male Age: 32 ---------------------------------------------
You were just taking a ride in your limozine, when a camra man ambushed you from the bushes. You were half way thrue the famouse "IM FIRIN MAH LAZOR" slogan when the camraman hit you with his camra, growled at you, and started turning green. What do you do?
Name : Bob Cavenall Occupation : Not really any. But has taken survival class and combat techniques. Gender : Male Age : 36
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You were foraging thrue a garbage can (as you do not have a job... atleast those survival lessons came to somthing!) when you met a police man. In return for your company, the police man gives you a donut. After a small conversation your smell becomes to much for the poor cop and he is knocked out. Wow. The street is cruel.
Name: Xann Occupation: Owner of the LAZOR Testing Facility Gender: Male Age: 32 -----------------------
The body gaurds easly put the camra man in the cage, but the camra man turns his camra into a sword and lashes out at your body gaurds. The body gaurd jumps back in time to only recieve a small cut on the arm. His fellow boddy gaurds dress the wound as the police arive and take the green man away. What do you do now?
I follow the police, trying to talk to the green man and asking the police questions about him. "What the hell is wrong with him?" "Why is he green?" "Why is he trying to kill me?"
Name: Xann Occupation: Owner of the LAZOR Testing Facility Gender: Male Age: 32
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From the cops you recieve the answer "How the hell should I know?" and from the green man you recieve a "GRRRRRR" fallowed by a moan and then he goes back to trying to kill you. You reach the police station to see several cases like this. What do you do?
Name: Yellow the Green Red Purple Occupation: Colorful person of colors. And killing. Gender: Blue Age: Orang ------------------
You just finished a day at work and started talking to your wall again. "How was my day you say? It was positivly pink with freaking yellow poka-dots!" when the news came on explaining the interesting disease going around and what we know of it. All it says is that there green and violent. Ironically as this program ends you start to hear a faint moaning sound. What do you do?
Name : Bob Cavenall Occupation : Not really any. But has taken survival class and combat techniques. Gender : Male Age : 36 ---------------
In the trash can you find an empty can, a banana peel, and a half a moldy sandwitch that you assume is turkey. You had just sat down to enjoy your feast when a green guy holding a cludgel comes out of a box and yells at you. What else is new? But this man was green, and for the first time he seemed to realy attempt to strike at you, but you turned at the last miniute. The cop starts waking up, holding his head and mumbling about nose plugs. What do you do?
I whack the Green dude with my bottle, then stuff the banana peel in his face then run to the cop and say, "THAT GREEN DUDE IS TRYING TO KILL US!!! RUN!!!"
Name: Yellow the Green Red Purple Occupation: Colorful person of colors. And killing. Gender: Blue Age: Orange ------------------------
You creat your hammer, and as you finish two green men appear at your nahbors' houses terrorizing them. Sometimes the nahbors would run away, other times they whould come out as one of the green men. The green men finaly come to your door, about five in all, what do you do?
