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thoadthetoad
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I am my own father. I have always been my own father since birth.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Why the hell is this in World Events, Politics, Religion, Etc. forum?". Well, this is the start of a debate I've seen in the religion category. Keep in mind that this doesn't just apply to christianity or any specific religion.

I am my own father. Now, you will probably say: "But that's physically impossible!"

Yeah? Well my biology is beyond your human understanding. We people who are our own fathers are much higher as an entity. What do you think of that?

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Somers
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I think thats physically possible you silly philosophist!

Drace
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Lol I am amazed people can spell correctly while on pot.

Kyouzou
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I think that you DNA is so screwed up that currently you are a semi intelligent thing with one foot in the grave. Unless of course you underwent mitosis and reemerged as two copies of your old self.

TexanProvo
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If you are your own father than you should cease to exist at the realization of that fact as you could not have existed to first inpregnate your mother and thus can't be born, unless you are a clone, possibly. But, on an interesting note, if you truley are your own father, that means that at some point you slept with your own mother and got her pregnant, which is just creepy.

For some reason I'm starting to think there is a Futurama reference here, is your name Fry by any chance?

delossantosj
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well truly if you are one of us own father people then you must know the password my friend.... youre father must have told you 500 years ago like the rest of us... which is ourselves

EnterOrion
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No, you're not a higher entity because you're different from everyone else.

Neither was anyone else in history.

aknerd
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That's nothing. I am my own identical twin.

It's kind of annoying, because people are always getting me confused with myself. I tell them, "No, that's me. This is me. It really isn't that hard to tell us apart; I wear hoodies while I wear tee shirts. Also, My hair style is way different from my hairstyle."

But no one seems to get it. My own parents (who are also my nephews AND grandparents) sometimes mix me up with me.

Graham
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It's called asexually reproducing.

Octugen
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Octugen
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Or he's cloned.

Cenere
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How to start this...
Your parents are part of you, their DNA lives in you, thus you are them. It is far-fetched, but you are your parents as because you are build of them and taught by them, and whatever they have done is stored in you. Their habits, traditions and behaviour will have had an effect on how you have become, and these are often the people you observe the most, learn from and end up becoming, if there is nothing done to drastically change it.
We are also a product of our culture, our environment and other people who interact with us, but mostly we are a product of out parents.
La.

CubeAddict420
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this guys weird lol

Haku1234567890
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I don't understand it and I don't think it is possible

LuciferSatanis
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kenure (cenure?) is trying to say... since your parents are a part of you (DNA and sh*t) you are a product of your parents and therefore you are what makes up your parents and with that regard you are basically your parent. in the metaphysical sense, by teaching yourself stuff, it is also possible to become spiritually your own parent as that is what parents do.

davie3012
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Time Travel. He went back in time and slept with his own mother, before his own father did.

It's a cruel world...

thoadthetoad
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Here's the thing though, I am my own father, and I have been my own father for over 16 trillion years. I am simply beyond your understanding. I have no mother, I am simply my own father, and I am very much like you.

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