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The Made Gantic Argue About It Award--Strop
The thing about cooking rice in a pot,
Is that you don't have to supervise the lot,
See, it's not that precise an art, in part due to,
The fact science makes it fluffy and nice for you,
Me, I think back to a time before we could go,
From the sack to the pot in a thrice, a time with no,
Electric juice running through wires, so no dice,
'stead of "flick the switch", go light a fire, b****!
Even thought you didn't technically enter, I still count it. I like how you seem mad about how people cook rice using electricity nowadays. I LOL'd.
The Original Award--chz08
I like rice with spice
Because it is nice
I don't like it with ice
Because it ruins the spice
And all the mice,
Come and roll the dice
And win some rice
They'll be like "nice"
Nice rhyme, but I hated the rhyme scheme. AAAAAA gets a little annoying.
The Makes Fun Of Instant Rice Award---Parsat
What kind of rap was that? It's insulting to a staple
That's all I got when I'm sitting at the table
Parsat in the house, got your Asian invasion
Giving you a bite of some Chinese food persuasion
Chorus:
Most people here, they only get the cheap rice
But that's because they only pay the feed price
But ****ed if I know, it pays to eat nice
Better for you if I make you think twice
Number one,
Make sure you know what length you need
Rice is a food and not a seed
Short-grain rice for sushi and mochi
Or when your food gets doughy, don't you know me
Long grain if you serve up a pilaf
Not to be coughed at or to get pissed off at 'cept
When you got that cheap instant crap
Weak instant crap
You just setting yourself up to get scoffed at
[Chorus]
Number two,
There ain't no one kind of rice
Although the notion would be kind of nice
Rice don't judge by color
Got white brown black
Even got purple,
No talking racist smack
And there's still more variety
Jasmine and Thai and even Basmati
Use the right rice and you'll breed jealousy
Where the good kind's at,
Not the type that gets you capped
[Chorus]
Number three,
Know what recipe you need to get by
Do it right and you'll get high on your own supply
Wouldn't be good rice without Mexicans
Hot peppa and spice and sautee for ten
Or if you feeling down for the inside stuff
We Chiniggas might be going down for the fried stuff
Got your egg and your pork and your chicken, maybe beef
Pour in some soy sauce and sugar, now that's a treat
Just like my mama used to make, you know
But it tastes just as good if you take it out to go.
[Chorus]
This was the first full on rap in the contest. And it was really good. Impressed me. And I love the part where you rice isn't racist. LOL
The Compared Rice To A Drug Award---thisisnotanalt
A good bite of rice is like a nuclear plume
a gift like a trip of magic mushroom
it's a rush greater than a spaceship zoom
hear yourself saying, 'Salam Aleykoum!'
Chorus:
Ya got your sesasum and yer legumes
and two different kinds of millet
a flava-wave gale from Neptune
nothin' strong enough to kill it
but sitting at the head of the table
is a little grain known as rice
taste like a stallion kickin' in the stable
and a texture that is quite nice
when you're plagued by piles of nori and fish
and you need to assemble a spectacular dish
f**k that California roll, that ain't nice
to maximize enjoyment, try some good quaint rice
when the legitness of your dinner careens
and you're about to become a dead man and marine
you need a little somethin' to stretch that tagine
nothing like rice to augment your cuisine
[chorus]
ya got your creole,
Maghreb,
Oriental,
instead
there's the Mexican,
Ecuadorian,
African,
Arabian,
and last of all, the Chinese American
[chorus]
Word. Three words. Five words. But only one word matters out of these sixteen words - rice.
The entire thing had me cracking up, even though it really confused me at times. I love the last part where you name a bunch of races. But my favorite was the very beginning. Bravo.
The Violent Award---aknerd
Rice Wars Ft. T-Pain
Growing up on the streets of Bangkok
Holding up peddlers with my glock
Stand in my way and I'll bring the Pain
Shut up B**** just give me my grain
But now I'm tossed out the door
By the rice kings of Singapore
I had to bring my product to the States
The rice flood is coming, open the gates
So you better watch out, caucasion
Behold, it's the asian invasion
I'm bring my rice by the sack
No holding me back, start the attack!
First confrontation with the Mexican Cartel
Two shots, and I sent them to Taco Hell*
Three Texan wannabees started a war with me
For breakfast I made them into Hillbilly Chili
This is as real as gets: True rice wars
I'm in it for the money and Bhat and who***
I'm the ruler of the land and I rule with Fear
If you wanna survive, bow down to my Kheer
T-Pain: Shawty!
It's a little rough, but I think it works.
*Like Taco Bell, get it?
Hilarious. And a little racist, E.G.: Taco Hell, Hillbilly Chili. And I like how you put T-Pain in there, but all he said was 'Shawty'. LOL. This one was pretty funny. Though I didn't people were that serious about rice. =P
The Has An Epic Chorus Award---yonkid
Verse 1
Rice is the food for me,
It's not for the French who say "Oui Oui"
China, Japan, Kore-a
Eating rice there,
There's nothing bett-er
Verse 2
Rice, yes, no hello,
It doesn't go with food like Mango,
Making up stuff that make no sense,
Rice is why I'm far too tense.
Chorus
RICE, RICE, RICE, RICE, RICE
EATING IT IS WAY TOO NICE
WITH A FORK OR WITH A SPOON
EATING RICE IS SO MUCH FOON (Like fun but rhymes with spoon)
The reason for caps is because you need to sing it epicly.
This one I was a little iffy on. Sometimes it just didn't rhyme. And it was pretty short, but pretty good overall.
The Sort-of A Fail Award---goumas13
My rice delirium
I like rice
But I don't eat it alone
I prefer it with company
Ooooh!I mostly eat
Rice and tuna
Rice and cheese
Rice and bacon
Rice and fishes
I remember that once,
years ago I ate rice and peas
Some say that I like it with corn too
But I never eat both Korn and rice
And remember rice is the same as ice
Just without the Rrrrrr!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah yea
Well well well well, mmm
We all love rice
Mmm, mmm, uh uh
Goodbye, now!
This was a fail of a rap. It never even rhymed. But at least you tried.
The Rice Makes You Feel Like An Egg Award===satsukitty
Rice is white, yo.
It's small and it goes in your tummy-o.
I like to boil it until it's fluffay
and then I have it with lots of curray.
Wednesday curry, Thursday egg
Oh rice, you've made me feel like a peg.
Short and sweet. And full of curry. Nothing wrong with it, but it definitely isn't that extraordinary.
The Horrible Grammar Award==MoonFairy
hello there dude.
hey hi how ya durrin?
It's moonfairy baby,
Comin for some rice,
makin sure it aint burnin
in the pot, bowl, whateva
Rice is foreva
If you ask me to stop it
then ima tell you neva.
I make it so good
I know you gonna want some mo'
People like
you make it right
So I ask how many you want it fo'
I know that you love it
Makes you wanna covet
steal it away
but I aint gonna play
You try to take my rice
and i wont play it nice.
Im makin rice,
im makin rice,
im makin rice,
im makin rice.
And ima make it good.
ima make it good.
ima make it good.
ima make it good.
The grammar in this made me shudder. But it was actually not too bad. Good job.
The Help People With Rice Award===Rangersoul5
Rice does not have a price.
Just grow it, keep out the Lice.
People say Mice are bad, just put them there to eat the Lice.
But that leaves us with the Mice, just slice them.
Rice can be a symbol to some people. Help people with their hunger issues.
Don't cry, give them a tissue.
I know you haven't had a meal, i'm keeping it real.
Rice is Life. Don't be a lowlife, give it to someone in need.
If you don't, i'll pull a knife.
Hey don't hate, i'll do it TWICE to your brother and your mother.
including, your wife!
Play yourself a fife, win a bowl of rice. For this is a contest
Once you lose, don't protest, its supposed to put you to the test.
Go play half-life, if you don't wanna give rice.
C'mon, it's only a couple of cents, to give a kid a tent.
Another couple of cents to give him some rice.
C'mon people be compassionate, what good is rice, if its sitting
there in the
CABINET.
In the afterlife you will be put the the test, god will go
through your head. He will judge the living and the dead.
He will see if you were good, and gave people rice.
He saw that you weren't hood, and you kept your promise.
You gave the people rice. Get yourself some ice, for you have a headache.
Now all this fuss, did you need an abacus?
For a simple bowl, of rice.
Though a lot of it made no sense, I guess that's how raps are meant to be. Not bad. =P
Third Place===aknerd
Growing up on the streets of Bangkok
Holding up peddlers with my glock
Stand in my way and I'll bring the Pain
Shut up B**** just give me my grain
But now I'm tossed out the door
By the rice kings of Singapore
I had to bring my product to the States
The rice flood is coming, open the gates
So you better watch out, caucasion
Behold, it's the asian invasion
I'm bring my rice by the sack
No holding me back, start the attack!
First confrontation with the Mexican Cartel
Two shots, and I sent them to Taco Hell*
Three Texan wannabees started a war with me
For breakfast I made them into Hillbilly Chili
This is as real as gets: True rice wars
I'm in it for the money and Bhat and who***
I'm the ruler of the land and I rule with Fear
If you wanna survive, bow down to my Kheer
T-Pain: Shawty!
It's a little rough, but I think it works.
*Like Taco Bell, get it?
Really good job, and I love the violence in it. And the T-Pain. Nice.
Second Place===thisisnotanalt
A good bite of rice is like a nuclear plume
a gift like a trip of magic mushroom
it's a rush greater than a spaceship zoom
hear yourself saying, 'Salam Aleykoum!'
Chorus:
Ya got your sesasum and yer legumes
and two different kinds of millet
a flava-wave gale from Neptune
nothin' strong enough to kill it
but sitting at the head of the table
is a little grain known as rice
taste like a stallion kickin' in the stable
and a texture that is quite nice
when you're plagued by piles of nori and fish
and you need to assemble a spectacular dish
f**k that California roll, that ain't nice
to maximize enjoyment, try some good quaint rice
when the legitness of your dinner careens
and you're about to become a dead man and marine
you need a little somethin' to stretch that tagine
nothing like rice to augment your cuisine
[chorus]
ya got your creole,
Maghreb,
Oriental,
instead
there's the Mexican,
Ecuadorian,
African,
Arabian,
and last of all, the Chinese American
[chorus]
Word. Three words. Five words. But only one word matters out of these sixteen words - rice.
Absolutely loved it. Especially the last part. Great. XD.
First Place====Parsat!
What kind of rap was that? It's insulting to a staple
That's all I got when I'm sitting at the table
Parsat in the house, got your Asian invasion
Giving you a bite of some Chinese food persuasion
Chorus:
Most people here, they only get the cheap rice
But that's because they only pay the feed price
But ****ed if I know, it pays to eat nice
Better for you if I make you think twice
Number one,
Make sure you know what length you need
Rice is a food and not a seed
Short-grain rice for sushi and mochi
Or when your food gets doughy, don't you know me
Long grain if you serve up a pilaf
Not to be coughed at or to get pissed off at 'cept
When you got that cheap instant crap
Weak instant crap
You just setting yourself up to get scoffed at
[Chorus]
Number two,
There ain't no one kind of rice
Although the notion would be kind of nice
Rice don't judge by color
Got white brown black
Even got purple,
No talking racist smack
And there's still more variety
Jasmine and Thai and even Basmati
Use the right rice and you'll breed jealousy
Where the good kind's at,
Not the type that gets you capped
[Chorus]
Number three,
Know what recipe you need to get by
Do it right and you'll get high on your own supply
Wouldn't be good rice without Mexicans
Hot peppa and spice and sautee for ten
Or if you feeling down for the inside stuff
We Chiniggas might be going down for the fried stuff
Got your egg and your pork and your chicken, maybe beef
Pour in some soy sauce and sugar, now that's a treat
Just like my mama used to make, you know
But it tastes just as good if you take it out to go.
[Chorus]
Absolutely amazing. I had no idea it was possible to make a rap that actually sounded like it could be a real song about rice. But you proved me wrong. Awesomeness. You win cookie. Yay!
And now a quick note from the judge. This was way harder then I thought it would be. I had no idea judging would be this difficult. Not to mention all the bolding and copying and pasting. Everyone did a great job.
New theme: Soccer
New deadline: Next Sunday, same time, 1:00PM AG time. Good luck.
