OK guys so I was inspired by the Rice Rap thread to start this contest. I don't know if it's been done before but since it doesn't seem to be active, here's a new one. There is no prize yet, as I just randomly started it.
Theme: Rice.
BTW, the rhyme scheme can be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's in a way that someone can rap it. Good luck. Deadline=Next Sunday at 1:00 PM AG time.
Dont flatter yourself kid. It isn't YOUR Thread! IT IS POSSUMS! That much is OBVIOUS unless you are too stupid to realize that thepossum is the name on the FIRST post in the thread. But apparently you can't see the obvious, because you continuously go against possum, even after a modereator told you to stop! So go with the given theme, or SHUT UP AND LEAVE!
Yo i was bustin' som caps in mah escalade we was smokin some blunts and sippin kool aid we was gonna find som bloods gonna have a raid but first we find some hos yeah we gonna get laid
yo we be drivin down da street and we see som latin kings so I pull out my beretta and show em how it sings
yo but those they hoz be trippin so i do some pistol whippin and I make em start strippin and we fuck till she drippin
Yo you cant handle these masta moves I may not be a rapper But I can bust a rhyme And school you too Swish, swish Is all I can find Y'all think im TIVO Ya wanna press rewind You cant handle my game When im flyin through the air Yo chick be like dam! N you be runnin scared I be rockin dat rim All night long you be goin in circles where the... he gone! So don't get mad at me Cuz yo a** is whack I just keep rippin that twine! and i know y'all wont be back