OK guys so I was inspired by the Rice Rap thread to start this contest. I don't know if it's been done before but since it doesn't seem to be active, here's a new one. There is no prize yet, as I just randomly started it.
Theme: Rice.
BTW, the rhyme scheme can be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's in a way that someone can rap it. Good luck. Deadline=Next Sunday at 1:00 PM AG time.
This argument is getting annoying. Oh well. Arguments are arguments. I don't think I'll make a rap for this one. I'm a little wiped out from the last one...
Hey possum, who you think you are? chillin out maxing relaxin all cool shootin some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in your neighbor hood you got in one little fight, and you got scared 'said "the mods will get these guys out of my hair"
whistled for strop and when he came near, the horse said "what?" and put rice in his ear if anything I could say you thought he was god but i said, dude relax, hes just a mod.
you linked to this thread, he thought "great" yelled to thepossum "cholo and I date" looked at this thread he still didn't care looks like this place, just got Bel-air'd.
I'm the best of the best no one can match with me. Latch with me. There ain't no attatchin to me. I'll dribble past you. And i'll dribble past you. man, you know there is not ONE thing you can do. They LJ is the best I'll slap him away like he's some kid of pest. I'll dunk in your face. Like Howard regular pace. I'm a flash on the court. yet you treat me like a rash. Go home and cry.
I'm the best of the best no one can match with me. Latch with me. There ain't no attatchin to me. I'll dribble past you. And i'll dribble past you. man, you know there is not ONE thing you can do. They say LJ is the best I'll slap him away like he's some kid of pest. I'll dunk in your face. Like Howard regular pace. I'm a flash on the court. yet you treat me like a rash.
Sorry for double post but I had to make a little change. Go home and cry. Im the best.
Here's a little something to get you guys rolling. I went with the organized crime thing because it was obviously the better of the two choices.
Wake up early in the mornin' and I put on my tie You know I'm goin' into town so I gotta look fly I grab my briefcase then I hop in my Audi Bring an extra shirt or three cause this shit's about to get rowdy While I'm on my way stop at Mickey D's Cause it's my turn to pick up coffee for the fellows and me Park my car outside with a few minutes to spare And walk through the door with a nonchalant air Put a few mil on Coca-Cola, a few more on Spin Then I just kick back and watch the cash roll in Kids lookin' up at me, like I'm some kind of god It's really nothing, just a little stock market fraud
I wake up in the mornin' park the w**re in the garage I don my corporate, urban camouflage I don't deal my wrath with a bullet barrage instead some civilized espionage
yeah, the only place I swim is a la ma plage I end every day with a groin massage I deal in the art of sabotage Ponzi's the main homie in my entourage
but enough of this deceptive rhyme montage I gotta get this off my chest like a gastric lavage destroyin' misconceptions with an abatage this offtopicness's turnin' into a badinage
I ain't some two-bit corporate hawk I'm an NBA star, I make all mah fans gawk
Guys... so immature. XP PI, kudos for keeping on going in the face of defeat, but it is getting annoying now. Possums thread, possums theme. Dont like it then leave.
Omg Alt, I ain't a rapper but looking at this thread always takes a good laugh out of me. That's fantastic, and hilarious. Terrific job on the rhyme part hahaha... I'm not gangsta enough to rap^^ But I *may* try...soon, pretty soon....
He was a fast machine He kept his motor clean He was the best damn mod that I ever seen He had those sleepless eyes Telling us no lies Flamin' me out with some Danish sighs Banning more than his share Had me fighting for air He told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the text starts shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were making it and Cen -
Banned me all week long Yeah you banned me all week long
my name is adolf, and id like to attest organizing crimes is what i do best talkin to the public bout some crazy new shit some fucked up thing called the final solution together as a nation, we must stand create a master race, yeah thats the plan no niggers, no spics, no gays and no jews only my aryan brothers who pick and choose so come my brothers, march with me as we represent mother fucking germany
chorus:
youre no competition at all, youve got no skill im a fucking Nazi man, illest of the ill lay your familys corpses out on the lawn parading around your town with my bitch eva braun youve just been told, now step off the mic unless youre a member of the third fucking reich
paraded through belgium like my nieces birthday party stomped on their little towns with a laugh so hearty i played around a bit, watched jaws drop in shock shits getting serious now, time to pull up my socks made a b-line for the land of wine and cheese in just a couple of days they were begging âno, pleaseâ i payed no attention and gassed the lot let be a warning to all of the others, i thought i stood back on my land, whoâs next to kill? and in an instant it came, mother fucking churchill
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we rocked the b to the l to the i-t-z cruise over the channel in my heinkel h-e we bombed some civilians, cause thats my style every command issued was met with a simple âsieg heilâ so i turned around and focussed on the east time to try and vanquish the communist beast turns that barbarossa was a disaster i didnt get none of that shit i was after i just couldnt take all of this bad news so i sat back in my chair and roasted some jews
