Thoad the toad, the green-clad zombie slayer, the epidimy (sp?) of stupidity, was sitting in his room one day. His condo was still getting worse and worse by the day. "I wish my rank was better, maybe there wouldn't be a mold problem now... oh well, not as bad as the slums though." Thoad sat on a small wooden stool, and looked at the walls, the wallpaper peeling off. Suddenly, he had an idea. A marvelous idea. He got up with a wide smile, happy, energetic symphonic music in his mind. He ran to his window and shoved it open. He yelled out at the populace: "ARMORGAMES. I AM GOING TO EXPLORE THE LAND WITH A CREW. JUST YOU SEE, WE'LL HAVE OUTPOSTS EVERYWHERE!," after a few seconds, he pointed his finger at the moon, still in the sky. "MY SHIP WILL BE.... THE A.G.S. EXPLORE!" He brought up a sheet of parchment and wrote a shotty flier. <image pending> (Thoad wants YOU, to be apart of the Exploration team. See <insert adress here> on wednsday to see what the job entitles and what you can do, for your sity (OOC: Get it? Site? City? Sity?)!) He copied it and pasted it onto several other pieces of paper and threw them out the window, since there was a breeze. On a single piece of parchment there was another footnote. "You have been chosen to be my 2nd in command! Bring this flier to me and you'll be able to do everythign I could do, if I'm not there!" "FOR ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE" Thoad yelled once more out the window. Someone finally looked up at him, put his hands out, and simply said: "Dude, wtf?"
First off, I'd like to let you all know to e-mail AGSexplore@yahoo.com instead of my own e-mail. My co-host (when announced) will be given the password to the e-mail.
The entry organization-things will be similar to the WoM. You'll e-mail the e-mail and upon response, you'll be told if you can post it on the main thread or not.
"Well-figured"? Pervert... Although for noticing that, I guess that makes me one as well...[/quote]
I guess I could take it as a compliment. But my inner desire is to be an obese fairy. Totally ">,> (labeled as sarcasm for the common idiot)
I must debate wether or not to go with Thoad or KR. Quick entry...? Idk if I supposed to ask you or not, but either way i don't care.
Moon Fairy thought for a bit on the topic of going with thoad or KingRyan. If I went with Thoad, I could get some pretty awesome stories on survival and stuff. But if I went with KingRyan.... I would leave this island and possibly find another adventure that might be more interesting... Or I could go with Thoad for a while, then somehow talk him into finding a way to leave the island. 2 Birds with one stone woot. MoonFairy thought. So Moon Fairy decided to go with Thoad. She quickly grabbed some of her belongings that washed up on shore, and ran to the group following a sad looking Cenere that was stumbling around as Thoad was still gripping his wrist. HAHA they look like a gay couple. How sweet, They are (almost) holding hands! She though to herself as she was preparing for what adventures would come of her desicion.
I didn't edit, or ask for permission. So oh flippin well if it sucks or gets deleted. I don't have enough time on this computer to actually send in an entry and wait for a reply. Sorry
Idk if I supposed to ask you or not, but either way i don't care.
Derf you were supposed to! But I'll tell you right now if it's... yeah.
And everyone, don't think I'm entirely old and senile! You can pick me you know...Thoad will most likely end up killing or eating you all...whichever comes first...
I'll likely put them in a creamy stew.
I mean- LEAD THEM TO VICTORY AND SURVIVAL AND CONTACT TO THE WORLD OR AT LEAST UNTIL A RESCUE SHIP DRIVEN BY STROP ARRIVES... MAYBE.
Also KR, you might want to convert some people to your side. There's currently 6/10 people on my team... KEEP IN MIND ONE OF YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO BE BOOTED. Or maybe more...
KingRyan surveyed the crowd some more...and then looked at the sand at his feet. As almost all of the group moved towards Thoad, he wondered if he would end up sailing home alone...
As he looked at the sand at his feet, he saw something alarming. Reaching down, he pulled a 30cm long feather from the sand.
"Look everyone! Look what I have found?" he said, waving it around in the air!
Everyone glanced over, somewhat interested.
"Err...what is it?" asked one.
"This," replied Kingryan majestically, "Is the feather of a Blood Vixen."
A blank silence ensued.
"Umm...what?" commented one of the crew.
"Ah, thought you would ask. A Blood Vixen is a type of creature which inhabits islands like this. If you are wondering what it is like, think of a normal man, and times it by two. It is about 12 feet high, and has massive wings. This is where this feather has come from."
Everyone looked at KingRyan, all of them obviously not believing him.
"Oh, and by the way, they are highly aggressive and will attack anyone who steps onto their land."
Suddenly, there was a screech from somewhere on the island, which seemed to be half bird and half-human.
"Well, everyone, make your decision," concluded the archivist.
Thoad looked at the feather, and saw a few different people walk back over to KR's side of the argument. "That is no blood vixen feather!" Thoad exclaimed. "That is obviously a crimson hawk feather! A blood vixen has fur. I have learned many things from Zoph. One of which is that a Vixen is a type of furry!" Thoad took in a deep breathe, and sighed. "Besides, that was obviously nothing more than a hawk, possibly a virus, but we should all be able to fend it off, right?" Thoad put his hand in his chin, "besides! What makes you think that I'm not going to do some expeditions here?" </ic> BTW. Think of it like this: KR: Look for help. THOAD: Sit and wait for help, and after supplies run low, look for help. Cen: Is being kidnapped and held against his will by thoad.
While Moon Fairy was following the weird suicidal group, she had a thought about what would happen to KR and his small team if the Blood Vixen found them before they left. They might die... It might be bad if Thoad died, but he is crazy anyways. Maybe I don't need inspiration from them anyways. A Blood Vixen fight would be a good story, And KingRyan has more of a chance to get caught anyways. Moon started wakling slowly, then turned around and headed back for the shore. "King Ryan! I'm with you dude. Thoad is insane. And pervy. I would protect you from the Blood Vixen, because I am probably the best fighter you have right now. So there." Moon Fairy said to King Ryan. She sat down and waited for King Ryan to tell his "Amazing Plan".
