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You choose a character to BE.

Strength: 9/10
Girth: 4/10
Muscle Tone: 6/10
Toughness: 8/10
Favorite Song: Epidemic by Slayer
Cocaine: 9/10 (can I please have that? PLEASE??)

AH poop.

You have 100 character points per value

And there can be more than 1 yourselfs and Jims.

Whatever out of 10 i don't care.

Yourself

Boringness: 10
Fear: 3
Angst: 7
Dumbyness: 2
Snoring: 1

I put the hobo inside of a railcar

pHacon: Hobo starts party dancing in a speedo and you give him all your money.

Everyone else: Hobo takes a poop on your shoe cause you didn't do anything but stand there.

I punch the hobo in the scrote and try to get back my money.

Ima be a pirate cuz I get all the booty

Strength: 10
Girth: 10
Muscle Tone: 10
Toughness: 10
Favorite Song: "you are my sunshine"

Zega: GEts dem booty wit da Hobo. Hobo enjoys it...but you don't.
Knockoutsloth: Hobo dies. What are you going to do now to advance the plot?
pHacon: Hobo is hurt. Hobo stabs you. You bleeding. What now?
Everyone else: Hobo has moved up to pooping all over your face.

DOOOD. I want the hobo's exgirlfriends booty. You know, IN THE BATHROOM!

I take some of the poop off of other peoples faces (while wearing gloves) and shove it hobo's mouth

Zega: AMG DOOD IkR wahtchu TALKeeen boUTTT? HoBO is Da PIMP daa PIMP you die now. You're a zombie. I don't care what you classified yourself as you're now a zombie with -10 love points.

KoS: You find the entire city is made of cheese and you can only steal cheese checks

pH: You trip after wiping poop off.

I shoot Zega in the groin because I hate zombies.

Well, I go to the toilet. Get some more toilet paper!
"What's that STENCH?!?"
"That smell is your shit!"

Strength: 9/10
Girth: 4/10
Muscle Tone: 6/10
Toughness: 8/10
Favorite Song: Epidemic by Slayer
Cocaine: 9/10

Knock out the hobo. That's what I do.