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I take out altitude.

I put in a wrench.

I take out a toolbox.

I put in a tonne of feathers.

I take out Big Bird.

I put in an ice cube.

I take out Ice Cube, yo!

I put in a dozen of eggs.

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I take out a [DATA EXPUNGED]. This could be the worst thing I ever wrote.

I put in a trumpet.

I take out an triumph over the devils.

I put in a devil horn.

I take out a unicorn.

I put in a corn.

i took out a graph...

i put it back in

I take out a Panzerfaust.

I put in a Geiger counter.

I take out an elephant's fo- aaaaaaaand I'm dead :-| *Suddenly, a white haze shoots out of my body and into the one of my good twin*

I dispose of my irradiated body. In the vending machine of course.

I take out an radiation.

I put in a mad student.

I take out homework covered in swear words.

I put in serosanguineous fluid. (I fell and scraped my leg this morning.)

I take out a dictionary (.com app).

I put in a fresh leg.

I take out a not-so-fresh Lay's.

I put in a bottle of Nuka Cola.

I take out a bottle of Ice cold Nuka-Cola

I put in a swiss army knife.