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4. drowning.
5. Being electrocuted by fishing on a metal boat with a bug zapper. (This was just on 1,000 ways to die.)
6. Being dropped from a helicopter in to the roman pantheon.

This is a violent thread isn't it.

1.stabbed
2.shot
3.old age

10) Break your neck while falling down a set of stairs
11) Stick your head into an oven and immediately lift your head up because of the heat. Hit your head on the top of the oven and fall unconscious, leaving your head to be baked.
12) Slip while taking a shower, breaking your back. Lay there and bleed to death.
13) Bounce around on a trampoline. Bounce ofcourse and land chest first into a fence, rupturing your lungs.

Leave loaded guns in the oven while on a vacation, forget that they're there, turn it on for dinner when you get back, and get shot when the rounds cook off. (That actually happens!)

Can't think of any creative ways right now, I'm losing my psychopathic edge...

15. Get sick of some horrible disease where there is no medical help and die.
16 Drink Gasoline
17. Fill on of those rubber freeze-e pouch things with alcohol and siphon it into your but in an attempt to get drunk. (This really happened.)

We should see if we can come up with our own 1,000 ways to die just like the show.

18. jump off a burning building trying to land on those nets and miss
19. Forget that you can't breath underwater and go to swim with your fish friends
20. go into a corn maze but can't get out and starve to death


First 20 Yay!

21. Fail at BASE jumping
22. Fail at skydiving
23. Get crushed ejecting from a jet going Mach 7.5.

21) Attempt to eat a pineapple whole, rupture your mouth and throat before bleeding to death.
22) Get shit scared during sleep paralysis. Have a heart attack.
23) Sunbathe in a remote beach. Fall unconcious due to heat stroke and die of dehydration.

27. Jump out of a moving train
28. give yourself a circumcision and bleed to death
29. try to hand-feed a bear.

We tend to look for threads that offer a good discussion. This thread, being nothing more than a list, does not do so. If you want, you can try to turn this into a game and post this in the forum games section. Just don't get out of hand.

100) Reading this thread.
101) making bad threads
102) posting in locked threads

8) one way to die is like the russian spy who was fed 10 micrograms of polonium
oh wait. I forgot thread is still locked
guess you guys can't reply to my post. unless yew r mods